Tree Horn Worshipper

Slang for a Lignadoratist, someone who worships the knots on trees as their Gods. They practice their religion, titled "Lignadoratism", by surrounding themselves in tree heavy areas and holding on to as many knots on the trunks of said trees at once, while pouring all their feelings and worries into the trees. They believe that by doing this, the trees will relieve them and lead them to a less stressful lifestyle.

Tree Horn Worshippers tend to be partial to large trees such as oaks and maples. They prefer these because apparently the larger the tree knot they hold onto, the stronger the connection is. However, Lignadoratists still enjoy and worship all knots on the trunks of trees, including spruce, pine, and cherry.

Please make note that those who practice Lignadoratism do not worship knots on the trunks of elephants, such as tumors or cysts.

Dude, don't hang out with her, I've heard she's a total tree horn worshipper.

by treehornworshipper December 28, 2011

Ass-Worthy

Awful, terrible, worthless.

"Oh my god, what an ass-worthy bitch"

by Murdahrous February 19, 2006

Dot worthy

The determination of whether or not an underage girl is worth possibly going to jail and having to register as a sex offender.

Yeah, she is totally dot worthy.

by squirrelmaster55 October 1, 2010

T-Shirt Worthy

When someone comes out with a random saying or comment that it so funny it should be put on a t-shirt.

"hilarity on a stick" that comment is T-shirt Worthy"

by liberty_bell November 20, 2009

worshiping at the gates

Oral sex performed on a female.

Sorry I didn't call you back last night, Jennifer was over last night and I was worshiping at the gates for quite some time.

by Fultronic June 5, 2007

woth

a type of dip known as "woth dip". it goes good with tortillas and it is an orange colored dip.

"wow, that was some really good woth dip. let's get some more some time!"

by waterbottletacos June 19, 2020

warthog

A warthog is an ugly girl or guy. Looks are not handed out fairly for sure, but you'll know a warthog when you see one in the wild.

Hey man are you going to go hit on her? No way man she's a warthog!

by Nood11 October 22, 2020