Fey-Sized

Verb

any object small enough to easily get lost between crevices and swiped by fairies only to be found in wildly unrelated locations. Examples given: 10mm socket, PC case screws, coins, batteries, marbles, etc.

Hey, please watch out, that's a fey-sized pen spring and I really don't want it lost.

Don't worry man, I'm just gonna-

*twing, out the cracked window!*

...

*CRIES OF ANGUISH*

by the117doctor March 11, 2025

sizely

large

Christina: I couldn't even finish two tacos, I'm stuffed!
Johnny: Yeah, they are rather sizely.

by Babbersnabber July 24, 2025

Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm

A monster and an abomination.

Don't get pregnant because you have a 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance of having a Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm.

by Le French Raccoon October 6, 2020

Inclusive-sized

Politically-correct neologism to refer to an obese person.

Normal person: "That fat chick should loose a few pounds--like a few hundred."
PC person, with condescending tone: "a'hem... You mean that inclusive-sized person should loose a few hundred pounds"

by yammerite March 28, 2021

fanta sizing

verb. to determine the size of your soda bottle

I was fanta sizing my coca cola bottle.

by femboythatscool March 25, 2024

rectum sized keyboard

a keyboard thats around the size of an average rectum.

how big is your keyboard?

i have a rectum sized keyboard, its really big!

well how big is your rectum?

by CoolGuy205 August 9, 2023

Scalco Sized

Something very large and made for a large person.

Tom: That's a huge bracelet!
Jack: Ya, it's scalco sized.

by Zoos555 June 13, 2012