candy randy 

The male form of a sexual predator who lures children into his van using candy
(Female form is Sugar Suzi or in some cases Soda Samantha)

"Hey my teacher, Mr. Sandines, he's such a Candy Randy - always watching boys in the bathroom"

candy randy by Arsenic54 July 23, 2016

hot randy 

A glass of warm piss.

Hey don't bogart that hot randy.

hot randy by DannySux July 2, 2016

Rescue Randy 

A life-sized dummy used in training programs for safety and rescue works.

"Yeah, Randy was one of our former students that didn't make it through the program," he said with a laugh. "We use him for all the different rescue scenarios. If somebody was to get hurt inside the hub, they need to bring Rescue Randy out and bring them to the ground. It's a mockup for rescues."

Rescue Randy by humblepiece April 22, 2018

"The Randy Marsh" 

The act of taking a gigantic dump relative to the size of South Park's Randy Marsh's dump that weighed many Courics. After The Randy Marsh one has an intense release of endorphins and feels relaxed and proud of their massive dump.

"Dude, I totally had "The Randy Marsh" of all dumps...I had to even flush twice to get it down the toilet"

"The Randy Marsh" by illadelphia5 March 2, 2009

St. Greg Randy 

1. A person from St. Gregory College Preparatory School (Tucson, Arizona) who is random
2. Any person who is too random to explain
3. Any person that one finds annoying
4. A person you dislike greatly

"How your boyfriend doing?"
in response,
"He is being such a St. Greg Randy! He won't even call me back!"


When referring to a cyclist in the middle of the road
"What a St. Greg Randy!!!!!!!"

St. Greg Randy by Dr. Randal April 23, 2009

Cock Randy 

Anything sexual that is hot, sticky, or sweet.

Damn that was one cock randy experience last night.

Cock Randy by Shandalier December 8, 2007

Uncle Randy 

Slapping a famiily member (not spouse) in the face with your dick while they are sleeping, screaming suck it bitch!

Uncle Randy is Slapping a famiily member (not spouse) in the face with your dick while they are sleeping, screaming suck it bitch!

Uncle Randy by Uncle Randy the perv January 16, 2011