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Human

one of the only animals that reproduces in group of 3 or more humans, they call this practice "orgies"
there is still no explanation for this practice, they just seem to like it
"yesterday, I fucked 2 girls big time" the human sez
by anorphirith December 7, 2006
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human centipede

The guy at work who brown noses everyone above him and shits on everyone below him.
Guy 1: Bret was really brown nosing the boss in that meeting today.
Guy 2: And totally shitting on us, too. Such a human centipede.
by ohhila May 22, 2012
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Human

Pitiful human scum, only good for one thing, food!
by Martian Conquistador February 5, 2004
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Huard

One that exhibits motivation only towards sleeping and procrastination, sharing the behavioral tendencies of a small child. Typically disheveled and a mess; the reason we can't have nice things. Needs constant attention or babysitting.
Man, I can't believe I was such a mess last night... I really pulled a Huard
by Lil'Bo-Peep December 7, 2010
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human glue

its so damn sticky, its human glue
by pville October 29, 2002
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Fucked Up Human

A fucked up human is one who applies a simple one dementional binary scale onto regarding itself as valid and thus disregardig all other humans as invalid. In that unyeilded inbalace -- all word forms deriving from the prefix of "dis" is acheived. disrespect, disregard, dysfuction, Disruption etc... Soley from this dysfunctional imblance, it would have to fail. So additional continuous highly sklled efforts to manipulte their truth and trust is employed. These are done in basically only two ways. (1) to express, imply, or provide facts adversely in reverse binary logic.
(2) force feeding non-existing general termed facts into the voids that others generally reason ok not to question, prove, or disprove and thus accept. In mere learned behavor and habit the fucked up ways are continuously done and the fool is fooled over and over.

See also: Real Up Human
John is a fucked up human who must always lie and deceive everyone he meets to acheive, hide, and maintain his fucked up existance.
by In the Mindway April 30, 2005
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hamarm

Word used to descride a fat womens arm;
Derived from the visual likeness of a fat ladies arm to a christmas leg of ham (especially the hanging bit under the arm)!
look at her hamarms;
her arms look like a christmas ham;
i love hamarms;
by Chris February 16, 2005
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