Grand Ledge High School

Grand Ledge High School is basicly a shit show, teachers are constantly preaching to the kids about their bonds to tax the community so they can revert all of the changes they made back in 2009. Also, the school wants to build a new swimming pool and fill their current one in with concrete so it can be a "community walking track" even though they have 2 already.

The students are constantly vaping in the bathroom, classrooms, halls that dont have cameras, or in the parking lot. All the girls carry around pepper spray so they can "defend themselves", but they mostly threaten boys with it when they piss them off. The teachers dont give a fuck if your passing or failing, as long as you are quite and on your phone your fine. If there is ever a sub the students take it as a personal challenge to get sent to the office, argue about their phones, or blow vapor into the middle of the class so the substitute has to tell "who did that"

The girls act like feminists and the boys act masochistic. The blacks act like hoodlums and the whites act like blacks. The weirdos act like "le epic gamers" and the "cool kids" act like assholes

Rando- Hey what school do you go to
Cool kid- Grand Ledge High School
Rando- oh shit do you the kid me and nigga kicked the shit out of yesterday
Cool kid- yeah he said he beat your ass

These are the kinds of retarded things that happen at GLHS

by Owl_Is_Life November 6, 2018

grindlepop

Beautifully juicy pink pimple, ripe for popping.

That grindlepop you are sporting this morning sure is tempting!

by The Wendolyne December 20, 2021

Depression Grinder

A videogame where the player performs mundane tasks repeatedly (aka grinding) in exchange for rewards (that are usually randomized and disappointing) in lieu of fun and compelling gameplay.

"Ugh, why would you buy lootboxes in a depression grinder like that?"

"I quit World of Warcraft when I realized how much of a depression grinder it is."

by IMJL January 2, 2018

Grand Theft Agoraphobia

When your agoraphobia is so severe that you can navigate your way around easier in GTA than the city you live in irl.

Mark: "Hey, I'm catching a flight on saturday, do you think you could take me to the airport?"

Carl: "Sorry man, I've never been that far from home. I could've taken you if we were living in Las Venturas."

Mark: "That's a game..."

Carl: "Yeah.... but my Grand Theft Agoraphobia you know..."

by Grove Street Green September 29, 2010

GrandCraig

This is not your typical, old school, run of the mill Grandpa. This guy likes to buck the system by dropping the "Pa" and tossing his name on the back of Grand. Similar to the "Amazing" Spiderman, GrandCraig know's that with great power comes GrandResponsibility.

"Hey, is it just me or did GrandCraig just swing from that building to save a kid from a burning taco stand"

by GrandJure December 27, 2013

grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip

Discreet public inquiry for homosexual sex and/or anonymous aid with "the stranger" - also known as a Dutch Rudder.

When my friend, Nick, ordered a "grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip" today, the barista knew exactly what he was talking about and offered to give him extra foam!

by Barista May 19, 2014

Granddaddy

A kind, hot and/or sometimes sexy sir, (in his 60's and older) with money to spend, often found sporting a Rollie, sponsoring the bottle service and decked down in Phillip Plein's latest. Although you may not necessarily want to take this sir into the bedroom, you certainly wouldn't mind drinking the Dom Perignon in his booth.

Aye, Natalie, quit downing the margarita, and go talk to that granddaddy over there. Round 2 is on the boys!

by accountingbish June 22, 2020