maggot muff

(n.) Similar to Spanish moss. A maggot muff can be the result of many things, such as cuntosis, a buildup of smelly sludge in the vaginal area.

See also Vulveeta

He would've normally asked her out to eat had it not been for the rancid odor of her maggot muff.

by Rick Roberson March 19, 2009

Jizzer Muff

Jizzer Muff is when you jizz in your muff. Meaning you cum in your pubic hair. Also what Felipe eats for dinner.

Eww hes a jizzer muff.

Aww look what Felipes eatin its a jizzer muff.

by StormSammons August 7, 2009

Merlin Muff

When the pubic hair of a woman is long enough to hang down in a bushy manner which resembles the beard of the great wizard Merlin.

Jaron: I heard you hooked up with a girl last night, how was it?

Dan: Man, she had a crazy Merlin Muff. I thought she was about to start shooting magic spells from her crotch.

by B3nR3177y April 19, 2017

Laclau and Mouffe

A two-headed monster found hiding in a lair somewhere in the University of Essex.

Both heads believe in Constitutive Antagonism and will eat anyone who thinks otherwise

by Andy April 24, 2004

That slaps my muff

After someone says a dirty joke, say this to keep things dirty

"shucks... that slaps my muff"
"hey Bill doesnt that joke slap your muff?"

by the muff slapper May 8, 2010

muff

A large bush of pubic hair, often matted or untamed.

"Girls in porn should just know to shave their muff."

by haha March 8, 2004

Muff

A Hairy Vagina
See also wordMuff Diving

Damn! her Muff almost swallowed me whole!

by PurpleCowMan April 6, 2002