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Merlin Muff 

When the pubic hair of a woman is long enough to hang down in a bushy manner which resembles the beard of the great wizard Merlin.

Jaron: I heard you hooked up with a girl last night, how was it?

Dan: Man, she had a crazy Merlin Muff. I thought she was about to start shooting magic spells from her crotch.

Merlin Muff by B3nR3177y April 19, 2017