sponge bob square pants

a queer yellow ambisexual sponge that lives in the sea with a starfish and a squid with only 6 legs (squids have 10 btw)

<you> you're such a sponge bob

<me> whatever, don't take it out on me just 'cause your mum's an ambi.

by xXMaDMXx July 6, 2005

Spongebobini

A fucked up version of spongebob. If you see spongebobini in any form run for your dear fucking life.

Person 1: why does urban dictionary have a definition for "spongebobini"?
Person 2: أيامك معدودة
Person 1: what the fuck
Spongebobini: Spongebobini

by BenchBench November 1, 2020

Spongebomb

Master of the flort

Did you see that guy's handshake technique? What an absolute Spongebomb

by Flortysponge July 4, 2019

Spongemonster

An extra-large tampon that can be inserted into multiple orifices for absorption of fluids resulting from heavy-flow days, or prison-rape days, or projectile-vomiting from seeing your wife drink a dirt pipe milkshake from a stranger.

It's a good thing you had an extra spongemonster, cause my ass got gaped by a homeless man this morning.

by Spongemonster Squarepants March 14, 2011

spongebe

when you act like spongebob and like bendy at the same time

your a spongebe

by spongebob and anmie lover June 8, 2018

spongebroom

You know what it is.

“Mind if I sweep up your afterbirth with my spongebroom?”

“No! That’s MY afterbirth!”

by andrews24 March 17, 2019

SpongeKnob SquareNuts

one of my favorite things to make my friends watch

Tyler: In order to join the cool kids club you have to watch SpongeKnob SquareNuts
Me:Dying with laughter

by HANDS MAKE ME ROCK HARD April 15, 2020