Long Spider

A scorpion

Hazel informed me of the dangers of the long spider, wouldn’t want to get stung by one of those.

by Thecoolestpersonyouevermet November 3, 2018

Green Spider

He comes from Chernobyl and lives inside Mrs. Hobble, if he were to bite you, your life might go wobble

hey jimjam be carful if that green spider, if you get bitten you could die

by mmmmmmmmilk April 23, 2020

Frock-spider

Catholic priest who rapes children. Play on the Australian term of "Rock-spider" eg a child rapist or pedophile

He's been released from jail, but everyone in the church knows he is a Frock-spider

by MsPlasma July 19, 2020

Chocolate Spider Web

When someone doesn't wipe well enough after a wet dump and the remaining poop dries up in their butt hair...

Jermey ran out of toilet paper and got a *Chocolate Spider Web* in his pantaloons after having explosive diarrhea.

by Lord fartamor August 16, 2021

Huge spider web

A giant web that has been waiting all its life for you to accidentally run into and freak out about having a spider on you for the next 30 seconds.

A huge spider web is also called future anxiety

by Just a person procrastinating October 13, 2021

Miss spider

A 10 foot tall rabbit lady. She is kind but she does not like karens but overall she is really kind and sometimes she may have red hair or white hair you never know tho! She is a member of the owo group, there are over 10 members there are some adults and the rest are teenagers or children who miss spider adopted. There is a pet who is a walking talking nugget, he may get a bit jealous at times but he is very trust-worthy!

Person a: Hey! Have you seen miss spider she has awesome red hair!
Person b: what do you mean she has white hair?

by Sad_crock_cat March 23, 2022

Roblox oof spider

The spider that haunts your dreams by singing despacito

Bro I have despacito stuck in my head the Roblox oof spider must’ve got to me

by Barney Andfriends November 1, 2019