Petrolino

A Petrolino is an Italian know-it all who is very good looking. Can be male or female but they are very scarce. Endangered Species.

That girl is gorgeous and seems to know all the latest gossip, she must be a Petrolino.

by B6779 December 9, 2010

Petrology

When you have given up on life and need a lame excuse to not jump off a bridge, you study petrology, because who doesn't love to know more about fucking rocks and their compositions??

Bob: "Dude, your wife had sex with your best friend, I joined in too but never mind that, and I caught your children masturbating to monster hentai videos."
John: "Fuck life, Imma go study petrology now."

by I am mature 69 June 29, 2018

Patrolkin

When a police officer takes a dump in his patrol car while getting a blowjob.

That cop just got a patrolkin after he arrested that hooker on the corner.

by SpankyBranch August 6, 2009

Pedro Mexico

The name given to mexican stalkers that one might find lurking in the dark corners of Pendleton College, and perhaps Bolton University, unless it decides to stalk its classmates to Salford uni, in which case they shall be thinking 'FML'.

Socially awkward, usually asks 'are you ok?' repeatedly even though you just told it you was fine 30 seconds ago.
Other quotes 'who do we have today'
'what time do we finish today'
'eep'

It also wears the same clothes every single day.

Usually having a conversation with it makes one think you're high because one is like 'what tha fuck'

Doesn't know how an ipod works.

If one finds Pedro Mexico has a romantic partner, chances are the poor thing is about to be pushed under a bus of kept hostage (see: Please Dont Leave Me - Pink).

Resembles Sevurus Snape.

Bullshitter.

Is that Snape from Harry Potter?' 'No, its just Pedro Mexico

by pepsi nivea ipod dock March 24, 2011

Pedro junior

A very sexy awesome brave and great guy. Is one of the biggest freaks in bed youll ever meet. Girls love the pleasure his long tounge brings to them. Very charismatic has alot of friends. And a lot of girls will wish they had him. He has a lot of girls to choose from but he denies it because he only focuses on that one girl that drives him crazy all of the time. He is a great athlete great friend honest loyal and he will keep your secrets no matter what he wont tell anyone anything even under the greatest preassure. He is a Great actor and usually has a smoking hot body that drives girls nuts!! You are lucky if you have pedro as a friend and even luckier if u have him as your boyfriend. But you would never ever want to be on his bad side although usually short when threatned by another person alone or in front of his friends he is no longer that nice guy you use to like he is the hulk himself.

Pedro junior is a great guy to have around.

by The future one January 4, 2015

Pedro

Pedro is fucking awesome and he gets all the bitches, he is better than all of his friends and they wish they could be like Pedro. Pedro is also above average height btw

Look at Pedro being above average height

by PhafreitasIsHotAf January 28, 2021

Patronage

The act of appointing someone to a public office for literally any reason other than their ability to hold a public office.

An example of patronage is electing a man who is clearly suffering from a mental decline, and a woman who has ruined several people's lives just because she is a woman, to get rid of a man whom you hate for no reason.

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by Ubeenbamboozledson January 2, 2022