Gluten-Free Friend

A gluten-free friend is a friend that sabotages every meal out with their bullshit. If a gluten-free friend senses people are having fun, they instantly become shit crippled, and ask if what they’re consuming has gluten.

We were having a great night last night when Justin got the bubble gut, and started yelling that his free range tofu had gluten in it. He totally fucked up the night; I’m putting him on the list of gluten-free friends.

by P-Biddy July 11, 2018

Finger Free February

The whole February, girls aren't allowed to masturbate, like the boys in No Nut November

Ay are you still in Finger Free February?
Nah yesterday night was hitting different.

by johunterx November 5, 2019

「Stone Free」

When you can make strings out of your body and suddenly became spider-man

「Stone Free」! ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA... ORAAA!!!

by Words of Lord November 7, 2019

Juice Ain't Free

To refer to something as not free.

All the lights were on in the house and kevin informed chris that juice ain't free nigga!!

by Kevin Klever August 25, 2008

FREE with paid order

FREE as long as you pay this absurd price along with it.

by Larstait November 5, 2003

free spirit

I get my back blown out without a care in the world or about the consequences.

I am a free spirit!

by DonMono August 18, 2021

sucka free love

sucka free love means a dating or marital relationship free from games, fakery, manipulation, abuse, control, fraud, or frontin'. Loving sucka free means you wisely choose your romantic partners and have no problem nexting chumps, losers, cheats or emotionally unavailable chicken heads from your life. Sucka free love means you love and respect yourself more than you ever love someone else.

Todd woke up one morning next to his new girl Ramona and shivered thinking about that controlling jealous witch he was dating last year realized he finally hknew what sucka free love was all about!

by Deborrah Cooper March 9, 2008