Southern chili dog 

When done properly, said person takes massive hot shit in between another persons ass cheeks, then proceeds to step two. Where he/she uses his or her endowed penis to fuck the butt crack filled with shit.

While wiping my ass my finger poked through the shit paper causing me to become increasingly horny, but my wife would not perform anal on me but was eager to give me a southern chili dog.

Southern chili dog by TURDLANDER October 7, 2016

Texas Chili Pot

Funnel diarrhea into a girl's front hole. Hit her with the right cross. When she regains consciousness, knock her out again, this time with semen. Yell TEXAS CHILI POT.

The entire sheriff department is looking for me. I hit Ashley with the Texas Chili Pot. Not she's septic and in ICU with a brain bleed. Still got that pussy tho.

Texas Chili Pot by Texas Chili Guy October 31, 2018

West Virginia Chili Dog 

The art of defecating between a woman's breast and then titty fucking her..

The West Virginia Chili Dog - I really enjoy it when I perform the West Virginia chilli dog between her large warm breasts..

West Virginia Chili Dog by Hazard6.0 June 2, 2016

Grandma's Chili 

When you're getting intimate with a geriatric woman, you hike up her moo-moo, then pull her shit-filled depends to the side and go to town.

There's nothing better than having some of grandma's chili after a nice morning at Church.

Grandma's Chili by UrbanNOLA May 10, 2018

Making a Pot of Chili 

A euphemism referring to one cutting one’s bowels loose with the most vile, most heinous and most explosive liquified, stinging shit imaginable. Turning that clean bowl brown like a piping hot bowl of chili on a cold winter day.

Where’s your father? He making a pot of chili. Better get the air freshener.

I was pinching the whole way to the shitter before copped a squat and started making a pot of chili.

Making a Pot of Chili by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018

Red Hot Chili Peppers 

A funk rock band, currently made up of singer Anthony Kiedis, Flea (born Michael Balzary), John Frusciante and Chad Smith. They have gone through various line-up changes, but mainly based around Kiedis and Flea.
Flea is one of the best bassists in history, with frequent use of slap bass technique.
Hillel Slovak was arguably their best guitarist, but died tragically from a heroin overdose.
They have released 8 albums to date. Their first four albums are the better but unfortunately lesser known material.

An interesting fact about Anthony Kiedis is that he is of Lithuanian and Apache Indian descent.

Red Hot Chili Peppers used to be great.

Red Hot Chili Peppers by TimFS October 31, 2004

making chili 

The act of using a circumcised penis to pump solid fecal matter from the butthole as if the penis was a literal pump. Or a shovel. Or something.

Dude, bitch, I be fuckin' making CHILI outta dat girl's ASS all day LONG, tho.

making chili by Tazzeeboi September 28, 2019