a guy version of Elsa but also looks like a modern Elsa and a person from Genshin Impact. theia's are also obsessed with the guy Elsa.
by catalina morgan April 5, 2022
Get the albedo mug.the finest mf out there in the world, hes so good at gaming like wow, those sponser videos he does and he adds lore to those videos are amazing i cry for him, i scream for him, i would want him to fuck me so hard until i throb. his big sexy ass juicy abs r so hot.
person 1: did u see albert aretz big bloody radioactive diarrhea last night?
person 2: all i saw was his juicy good looking abs, god i would get on his lushes lips and have him fuck the hell out of me until i go sore or throb
person 2: all i saw was his juicy good looking abs, god i would get on his lushes lips and have him fuck the hell out of me until i go sore or throb
by IS4444444A July 7, 2022
Get the albert aretz mug.A circle of Dutch Rudders (the holding of a man's/boy's wrist as they grip their shaft, and performing the motion of masturbating). A minimum of 8 is required to create a mathmatically correct circular shape. Not to be mistaken for a Circle Jerk, an entirely different act that involves no wrist holding. Avoiding eye contact with anyone else in the Wheel ensures that what you are doing is not in any way homosexual, as there is nothing gay about holding someone's wrist is there?
Brian, Gareth, Soloman, Damian, Terry, Ross, Eggbert and Zachary were bored of pairing together for a Dutch Rudder, so they decided to come together, literally, forming an Albanian Steering Wheel.
by Gloria Specker April 22, 2010
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Get the Albuturkey mug.a person or animal with a genetic condition causing fair skin, light hair, light eyes, and poor vision.
• albinos do not have red eyes -- due to their lack of pigment, light goes through the iris giving it a red hue.
• albinos do not have red eyes -- due to their lack of pigment, light goes through the iris giving it a red hue.
ME. copy and paste the link below for pictures or whatever. *gasp* the albino girl has friends, a social life, and keeps up her appearance!
to all the stereotypers out there .. suck it.
myspace.com/misz_blondiee
to all the stereotypers out there .. suck it.
myspace.com/misz_blondiee
by nicole xox July 16, 2007
Get the albino mug.A term originally derived from fapping to some sort of exposure to Jessica Alba. It is a fap like no other. Because of the mass amount of fappage required to unleash one of these miracles, the user of the alba fap is limited to about two a week -- considering they are in their prime. If you are over the age of 35, it is not recommended to attempt one of these.
by Fapper McFapage October 25, 2007
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