Pasted

When you get your buttcheecks pasted together with a sticky substance

“Dude, last night I pasted Kyra with some gorilla glue.”
“Dude that’s friccin hot”

by Migamortis April 22, 2018

pastorraping

a pastor that rapes people in his church

i just got out of pastorraping

by draydenjj June 11, 2018

pastorialnites

1. When a clergyman or woman is unable to manage other aspects of their life due to being encumbered by the responsibilities of ministry.
2. Inability to manage other aspects of life due to being encumbered by the responsibilities of ministry.
3. Unable to make thoughtful decisions related to matters which are not specific to their ministry!

For example: He is suffering from acute pastorialnites!

I am suffering from acute pastorialnites today!

by grace4life May 14, 2019

Pastel Ray

Pastel Ray is an animation youtuber. She’s pretty neat and, what I examined as, carefree. She also has a girlfriend named Kayra and their ship name is KayRay.

Person: Pastel Ray posted a new video!
Person 2: Really? We gotta watch is real fast!

by mischiefell August 9, 2019

Pasterony

The wife of a pastor who secretly enjoys horses more than the Bible.

Q:Did you see the pastors wife at sunrise pettin those ponies again?
A: I bet she’s really a pasterony!

by Noey Dillon August 22, 2019

Pastronomy

The study of Rotten Deli Food that is so gross it is “out of this world” in Outer Space

Instead of studying planets which is astronomy, I’m studying what happens to raw black moldy cheese and stale hard bread once it is exposed to spaces frigid temperatures also known as pastronomy.

Yo bro did you pass your pastronomy exam?

by Da Rotten TunaMan January 29, 2020

Pastor Position

the act of sexually penetrating anyone (usually your partner) whenever and/or where they least expect it

"man, uncle Rey Rey really pulled a pastor position at grandma's funeral last night"

by Dr_Glue May 12, 2020