Mountain Head

Mountain Head is a severe medical condition caused when excessive semen buildup around the cranial region leads to a severely malformed appearance, often attracting the attention of others. Many cases lead to the victim being described as hella gay.

Guy 1: Look at that guy, he has a severe medical condition caused when excessive semen buildup around the cranial region leads to a severely malformed appearance, often attracting the attention of others.
The Ghost of Hitler: Yeah, he’s a fucking mountain head

by Brick Frick November 30, 2017

Mountain Der

A slang form of Mountain Dew

I ate a whole pot of chilly beans and it was hot so I had to drink a whole 2 litter of Mountain Der

by MountainPeoplesofVirginia December 16, 2017

mountain lion hunter

A mountain lion hunter is a male, who specifically targets older less attractive females. Not to be confused with a "cougar hunter" (a man who hunts older yet seemingly attractive women). On the surface it may appear this man lacks finese in his approach. Simply looking for easy sexual targets...

However, their objective isn't always sexual gratification. Often his agenda can be more sinister and calculated such as looking for a mountain lion that will provide financial security or career advancement.

I can't believe boned that Mountain Lion, Tim really is a "Mountain Lion Hunter".

by STEVEN WITH A "PH" February 1, 2018

Mountain Grass

Hair on the tip of your dick

It's hard to shave mountain grass

by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018

Mountain Dane

A person from Norway.

Oh look! A bunch of mountain danes!

by Mathias K. May 25, 2018

mountain bike girl

A girl who puts the fun between her legs. She’s extreme and loves to go fast and give a full send. Mountain bike girls would rather be out riding then stuck in school. They are adventurous, wild, fun. Mountain bike girls are epic and the whole package

Boy “look at her”

Boy 2 “she’s a mountain bike girl”

by Miles2896 August 17, 2018

Mountain yeti

A large hairy creature that loves to steal your beer and fuck your cousin wife or sister lives mostly in the caves of Kentucky almost always seen by tweakers

Hell Denny that damn mountain yeti stole a 30 pack and for some reason my wife been walking with a limp

by Mcnumbnutts September 2, 2018