blue waffel

A vagina that looks like more of a messy kebab,it stinks,also the vagina will squirt out some stenching gunj and will stain anything it touches

vagine,bluwaffel,blue waffel

by J DOT ON THE MIKE RIGHT NOW December 1, 2010

Pink Wafer

A fanny that - no matter what you try - refuses to get wet.

Imagine how disappointed i was when I prised her legs open and after half an hours gussett typing she still had a Pink Wafer ...

by George "Nacker" Sharples July 30, 2008

waffle

The solution to mass hysteria

If the puritains ate waffles there would have been no Salem witch trails.

by Juancho September 18, 2006

Waffle

A slang word meaning vagina.

She as a tight waffle.
My girlfriend asked me to insert my penis into her waffle.
She wanted me to itch her waffle all night long.

by Ben Artho July 10, 2010

waffle head

A term of USAF origination used to describe the injury caused by a heavy steel grate at the top of the crew entry door ladder which gives access to the cockpit of military KC-135 aircraft. The grate serves as part of the cockpit floor when in the horizontal position and prevents falls through the crew entry door opening while the aircraft is on the ground. Crew members gain access to the aircraft by climbing a removable ladder about 15 feet and pushing the grate, which is hinged, vertical to a point where it is secured in the vertical position by a spring tension hook. When the spring has become weakened or a crew member is careless about ensuring that the grate is locked into position, the grate can fall back to the horizontal position... usually onto the head of the crew member who is attempting to advance into the aircraft. The "gridiron" construction of the grate produce wonderful waffle-like welts and/or lacerations on the head of the victim.

A1C Bolen: TSGT Calhoon got a mean wafflehead last night, found her passed-out by the nose gear, looks like she fell all the way down the crew entry chute.

SrA Riggs: Hope she's alright, I was hoping to get drunk enough to fuck her again this weekend.

A1C Bolen: Why get drunk? Give yourself a waffle head and you'd be ready to fuck the whole squadron.

SrA Riggs: (chuckle), Word...

by Jetlxix January 17, 2007

belgium waffle

An occasion where a group of shitfaced guys masturbate to a waffle. Last person to ejaculate has to eat the waffle. Only gay if sober.

"I feel bad for Mark, we played belgium waffle last night and he lost.."
"Sick dude!"
"Yeah I just told him to think of it as freshly made whipped cream."

by seriou April 4, 2008

uggo waffle

Somebody who does not have attractive features and is infact quite unnatractive or busted.

All of the alcohol in Bob's system made that uggo waffle a hottay.

by Erin D. November 6, 2006