USAF 

The most advanced Air Force in the world, pwning everyone else. Only our good friends in the RAF come close.

If you don't think the USAF, operating the B-2 Stealth Bomber, F-22s, F-16s, AH-64 Apaches, V-22 Ospreys, RQ-4A Global Hawks, MQ-1 Predators, F-35 Lightning IIs, and even more kick-ass military aircraft has complete supremacy in the skies, then you're obviously one of those pieces of shit who blindly accept America-Hating as a religion with hardly any basis.

USAF by DEC_42 April 20, 2008

usaf 

The united states air force.
Duh.

I'm British therefore, i'm in the RAF.
However, if I were one'f you lovely yankee people i'd be in USAF istead.
Common sense people.

usaf by Bugger it June 27, 2004

USAF 

United States Air Force. Proud owners of the F-22 Raptor, the B-1 bomber and my favorite, the A-10 Thunderbolt (flying tank killer). The world's finest air force.

USAF-No one comes close.

USAF by captainmarvel September 11, 2004

USAF 

When two bro's love eachother in a totally heterosexual way and celebrate it to the next level!

Nick: "Bruh I love you so much, lets ride or die!"
Tony: "USAF bruh!"

USAF by TonyAKASanta August 6, 2017

USAF Security Forces 

The security forces career field is responsible for all police activities associated with an Air Force base. You could be doing anything from securing the perimeter of the base to being a dog handler. Your responsibility will be to ensure the safety of all base weapons, property and personnel from hostile forces. Security forces personnel learn lifesaving procedures; provide armed response; direct vehicle and pedestrian traffic on base; operate speed measuring, drug, alcohol and breath test devices; and conduct investigations. You will be involved in team patrol movements, tactical drills, battle procedures and military operations other than war. You might also be apprehending and detaining suspects, securing crime scenes or testifying in judicial proceedings. Security forces personnel also utilize military working dog teams, train handlers and all aspects of working dogs. Additionally, you might be assigned to an armory and be responsible for controlling and safeguarding arms, ammunition and equipment.

Security Forces is in fact an extremely important job. They are the only line of defense between the air force base an the enemy. Now Security forces is branching out and doing even more work such as protecting convoys and even going on off base patrols.
Anyone who says that Security Forces is not an important job is either a civilian or got a DUI from a Cop.

Jackass Civilian- LOL USAF security forces is for bitches, be a man and join the marines

Cop- punches civilian in the face

USAF Security Forces by Gi19483726322323 April 10, 2011

USAF Security Forces 

A job in the USAF. Security forces is the official name for the career field, but other affectionate names include cops, pigs, huas, or any obsenity you can think of. They are called huas because they answer any question with hua. They are shit on by the entire air force. Other branches think they are pussys automatically because they are air force. The job itself usually entitles sitting around for long periods of time fighting to stay awake. There are the occasional retards who take extreme pride in these pathetic tasks. These faggots are called "high speed". If you are a woman in security forces you can get out of the suck by one of a few ways. One get knocked up, or two suck some serious dick. Either will land you a cushy back office job. Traits of SF members are heavy drinking and suicidal gestures. If you go in the air force open general you will most likely get SF as your job. You could get spared and be a burger flipper though.

IgnorantCollegeTool-"What were you in the Air Force? A pilot?"
Me-"No dick wad, I was in USAF Security Forces."

USAF Security Forces by pat790 September 2, 2010

USAF Cadet 

USAF Cadet is me, a bi-sexual male, 5'11", 150 lbs, w/blond hair, blue eyes, 8" beautiful cut cock, and ready for any kind of sex anytime, anywhere.

My boyfriend is a USAF Cadet -- like me!

USAF Cadet by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020