Television cheating

You commit to watching a tv series with someone else, usually a partner, but watch an episode, or more without that person. Especially egregious if you watch a season finale without your tv partner.

Zach: Wanna watch the last episode of Game of Thrones tonight?
Emma: Oh, I watched that last night when you were working.
Zach: Wtf! You're television cheating on me hoe??

by IkuraEater July 7, 2014

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Telekiss

The act or process of asking or calling someone to tell them to kiss a beloved-one that they personally can't meet.

My grandma, who lives out-of-state, telekissed us by calling my mom to tell her to kiss my siblings and I for her.

Telekissing can be weird sometimes.

We received some telekisses from our family relatives.

My extended family telekissed me.

Grandparents enjoy calling their children to tell them to telekiss their grandchildren for them.

by Asaad Khattab September 10, 2016

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telephoned

when a word or phrase becomes completely garbled and misinterpreted due to misinformation of said original word or phrase

"Non-factual statements such as paraphrases or reported speech can become telephoned due to misinformed spread of knowledge"

by Anonymous_Reader April 2, 2017

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telepenisis

When two bros think of the same thing at the same time. (both having a penis)

"That girl has a fatty" said James and Noah at the same time. "Bro! We just had telepenisis!" said James.

by jimmy big z August 10, 2017

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teletubby gloryhole

A hole in a teletubby suit which

allows a kinky outsider to ram it in

"I was having such a good time with that teletubby gloryhole last week i almost got an abraision"

"That teletubby gloryhole gave me a good helping of tubby custurd"

by TheRealTubby October 9, 2017

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