Diddle

The act of engaging in a (prolonged) session of self-touching at a leasurly, and possibly disinterested, pace to kill time (preferably during quarantine).

Other usage in the context of soapy, preferably festive, bath: diddle-soak

Date: Mid afternoon of day 69 of quarantine.
Person 1: What did you do this weekend?
Person 2: You know, the usual, just lied in bed and diddled myself then took a diddle-sosk. It's amazing how fast time flies when you loose yourself in a quarantine-diddle.

by SanagebEl3enab October 4, 2020

Diddleblop

Small bold utility tool made for small areas. Round square areas hard to reach places elbows and mouth pieces

This diddleblop worked nicely for cleaning my bowl

by N8GNateG November 4, 2020

Dudley Do Wrong

Any sexual position where the woman winds up pregnant (Antonym: Dudley Do Right).

It was a Dudley Do Wrong when Pedro impregnated Lexi.

by SuperJew November 28, 2020

Diddle-dit

A tiny little piece of fuzz, lint, or debris on your clothing or any surface for that matter.

Barb, you have a diddle-dit on your shirt.

by LexMad December 2, 2020

Diddle the Fiddle

To give a man an aggressive and swift blowjob.

John let me diddle the fiddle last night...

by AAAAAAHHHH420 December 13, 2020

dddlegend

Tripple D legend is the best youtube animation channel in existence. I know bc she is my father. aka god.

Me: DDdlegend is pretty hot.
Dave: Dont say, Im ur dad.
Me: I know ;0

by leaf needs to fall off a tree December 17, 2020

Dudley Syndrome

When you recieve any sort of text messsage and reply almost instantaneously doing this at any time of the day, be it day or night.

I was talking to my friend, and she said that someone she is talking to replies so quickly everytime, that it overwhelms them, so I think he has a case of the Dudley Syndrome.

by kante the minivan December 27, 2020