I got it on lock
I got it on lock by Jlock April 2, 2019
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whose got to die
I am the man whose got to die, when its time for me to die, so therefore l will live my life the way l want to! This is what Jimi Hendrix said after leaving the 101st Airborne division.
whose got to die by I, Wreckerrr December 1, 2020
You Ain't Got the Answers
Infamous quote from Kanye West
1. What you tell someone when they try to give you unwanted advice or suggestions on what you should have or should not have done or;
2. Another way of telling someone they don't know what they are talking about and they need to shut up.
1. What you tell someone when they try to give you unwanted advice or suggestions on what you should have or should not have done or;
2. Another way of telling someone they don't know what they are talking about and they need to shut up.
1. Gina: Pam, after Dane slapped you across the face, what you should have done was...
Pam (interrupts): You Ain't Got the Answers GINA! YOU AIN'T GOT THE ANSWERS!!!
2. Bill: What?! Kobe is better than LeBron
Steve: How you figure?
Bill: Lebron has...
Steve (rudely interrupts): You Ain't Got the Answers, Bill! STOP!
Pam (interrupts): You Ain't Got the Answers GINA! YOU AIN'T GOT THE ANSWERS!!!
2. Bill: What?! Kobe is better than LeBron
Steve: How you figure?
Bill: Lebron has...
Steve (rudely interrupts): You Ain't Got the Answers, Bill! STOP!
You Ain't Got the Answers by paradoxpredator December 3, 2013
Tango With God
The act of receiving road head while cross faded. The most difficult act on the planet, named so because it is a fight not only against your own mind, but against God himself to make it out with your body, your partner, and your car all intact.
Last night, me and my gf decided to try having a Tango with God and it almost killed us both. Best. Date. Ever.
Tango With God by KenTheWebM1776 February 6, 2019
Off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?
A meaningless phrase originally coined by Derrick from RHPC
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.
Gold Bless America
US Corporations are emerging as the new religion of the 21st century. Bow before the alter of finance, power, greed and corruption - where monetary policy replaces prayer, and redemption arrives only when Wall Street results exceed analysts' expectations.
CFO: "If we can successfully promote 3,800 full time staff to the Adaptive-NS contract position of consultant resource specialist before the end of the year, we should easily beat the street, and I have every expectation this will be reflected in the common stock - well before the "B" Options expiration's date."
CEO: "That means a bonus equivalent of almost 25 million before the end of the year? Am I correct?"
CFO: "Yes sir. Indeed, you are correct."
CEO: "Well then, let's get those staff "promotions" completed before the holidays. Can you do that?"
CFO: "Yes sir. I already have a meeting scheduled with HR."
CEO: "Gold Bless America!"
CEO: "That means a bonus equivalent of almost 25 million before the end of the year? Am I correct?"
CFO: "Yes sir. Indeed, you are correct."
CEO: "Well then, let's get those staff "promotions" completed before the holidays. Can you do that?"
CFO: "Yes sir. I already have a meeting scheduled with HR."
CEO: "Gold Bless America!"
Gold Bless America by HR Adaptive-NS Consultant October 13, 2009
Gone Stealth
The act of turning off the ringer on your phone and telling the your family, friends and employer that you are out of town (even though you are not), just to get some peace and quiet, and freedom from hassle.
John asks, "What the hell happen to Farquar, I have not heard from him in over a week?" Julie, replies, "He said he was leaving town on a camping trip, but I think he is still in town and is just Gone Stealth."
Gone Stealth by LaughingAloud August 10, 2010