Dr. Bluetooth

(n) A Dr. Bluetooth (also abbreviated as a Dr. BT) is, generally, a middle aged business man with one key element: he has in a bluetooth ear-piece.

He drives a high-end, European car (BMW, Mercedes, and if it is a convertible, the top is always down) and will drive like a complete douchebag. A Dr. Bluetooth is highly impatient, and will pull up behind you in a Starbucks parking lot and proceed to give you as little space to back out as possible, while glaring at you from behind dark sunglasses, cursing you to hurry up.

If you were to hear his thoughts, they would be something along the lines of "Hurry up, bitch. I need my coffee. I have an important meeting to go to and I need my fucking coffee. Right now. "
A Dr. Bluetooth always has his Bluetooth.

A Dr. Bluetooth is always a douchebag.

Those glasses make you look like a total Dr. BT

Wow, I was at a Starbucks and this Dr. Bluetooth wouldn't let me get out of the parking lot!

Did you see that douche bag tailgating and switching lanes every five seconds?
Yeah, the one in the Mercedes? He was a total Dr. Bluetooth.

Dr. Bluetooth by SH3RW1N April 17, 2011

bluedouche 

A person that thinks their bluetooth headset is so cool they wear it all the time even inappropriate places i.e., movies theaters, churches, in meeting at work.

Bob check out the bluedouche at three o’clock. Is he really expecting a call durning the wedding?

bluedouche by Clarkeeeeee January 27, 2009

Blueryai 

A Tiktoker that streams on Twitch and uploads on Youtube.

I just got done watching Blueryai

Blueryai by Mwk3 May 21, 2022

St. Louis Blues 

The greatest hockey team ever. It is the home team of Saint Louis. They are much better than the Predators. St. Louis Blues' mascot is Louie the Bear, whom is very amazing. They sport a Blue note on their jerseys.

Jason: Ryan, who is the greatest hockey team ever?

Ryan: Well Jason, that would be the St. Louis Blues!!

St. Louis Blues by jam91 April 1, 2009

bluenoser 

A person from Nova Scotia. Contrary to popular belief, the schooner Bluenose was named after the people of Nova Scotia, not vice-versa. The term has been in use since at least the late 18th-century.

...I just got back from a weekend in Halifax. Man, those Bluenosers like to drink!

bluenoser by fernguts November 18, 2009

Joey Blueskies 

A derogatory nickname for the Detroit Lions' quarterback, Joey Harrington which came about as fans realized that, no matter how badly he played, Harrington always characterized his performances, and the situation in general, in an extremely positive or "blueskies" manner during his post-game interview.

I can't take it anymore, Broham. The Colts won 41-9 and all Joey Blueskies had to say after the game was, "I made some great throws out there today. We really did some great things on offense. It just got away from us after the first quarter."

Joey Blueskies by CoolHandChris December 13, 2004

Bluebird 

an absolutely devastating phanfiction which has the characters of dan howell and phil lester, who are youtubers, about the two of them meeting in a orphanage and having a complicated love once they are adopted together.

examples of people quoting it are:
"So stay gold, Darling."
"Somewhere a bluebird was singing all the songs tomorrow forgot, all the songs tomorrow would bring."
"The Dan with the curly hair was gone, and it felt like Phil missed him so much."
"Our love is cosmic, darling.
"And you know what? I'm doing okay. So stay gold, Darling. I'll see you in Terabithia. Love you, Dan x"

Bluebird by insert pen name October 8, 2018