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Wonkface

A temporary condition, either genetic, or often caused by excessive alcohol usage, wherein an individuals face contorts to a cringed, "wonky" position. Some of the effects include lazy-eye, a lazy, half-smile or combination, appearing as if the person perhaps has a "lazy-face" or lack of muscle control in one side of their face.

Although the condition is temporary, it is often regular and repeated in many individuals.
Whenever she drinks, she gets wonkfaced; or, his ex girlfriend is a wonkface.
by Schmideo Video February 20, 2011
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wonky toad

When someone is absolutely convinced they will never take ketamin again and only moments later is reduced to a toady mess on the party floor mumbling about ballbags and dribbling on ladies.
The anaemic toad when in with the mysterious ginger weasel becomes enraged and he and his sidekick the rare african closet gremlin. went on a magical journey from the land of carpet to the vinyl mountain. He then feeling challenged issues mucus from his griffnuts and transforms into a wonky toad.
by willhelm654 August 11, 2011
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wonkalicious

Something so incredible sweet, you are imidiately diagnosed with diabetes, you imidiately gain 5 lbs, and your teeth imidiately fall out.
GAHD, after eating all dat Fun Dip, I feel sooooooooooo Wonkalicious.
by Thenihongosquad February 25, 2015
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wonky horizon

n. One who texts while walking, usually unaware of their surroundings.
John spilled hot coffee all over himself when the wonky horizon ahead of him stopped short.
by angryhungrya April 4, 2016
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Wonky-Wooby

A word you use when you forget the real word for things.
Yeah just stick it in that.... Wonky-Wooby over there.
by Bobameji June 16, 2016
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Wonk

Overused word meaning "self-important know-it-all". Everybody wishes the word would just go away.
She is a civil rights policy wonk. She knows everything; just ask her!
by Saul Goodman July 16, 2016
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wonky woo

damn bro that’s wonky woo
by willy_wonma February 3, 2020
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