landon donovan 

The poster boy of US soccer who has no talent or skill and a hairline that makes him look 40. Often dissed by Steven Cohen and Nick Geber on the sirius satellite radio show World Soccer Daily.

Landon Donovan is one of the most overrated soccer players today.

landon donovan by uncsoccerrox August 30, 2006

Landon 

He is a jerky kind of guy. He is so annoying and if you are related we are too so kick him out. He will play instruments but hates to practice.

Brother-kick Landon out
Sister-you got that

Landon by Lydia Flower00 July 21, 2017

Landen 

the typical white guy who's a culture vulture , and usually a poser, you can spot him at gamestop claiming he's 3 percent native american

why is he doing that?, probably a landen trying really hard to fit in with other cultures

Landen by HotBurgerMeat April 16, 2019

landon donovan 

the biggest pussy in US soccer history

Landon Donovan couldn't cut it in Germany, so was content to dominate in L.A. living with his actress girlfriend while reading and beleiving the hype that the US was going to make an impact at this World Cup like they did in 2002

landon donovan by Robert Glory June 25, 2006

landon king 

This is the act of acting gay in front of girls but later getting in there pants.

Shaun said " dude stop doing a Landon King"

landon king by Happysnap November 23, 2016

Landon 

Is a gentleman has a black hair and green eyes and is charming he knows how to get a girl and he can make a girl blush but if you piss him off he will beat your ass like no one cares and if you mess with his friends he’s got there back

Landon is such a charming man

Landon by Landin1227 October 15, 2018

Landon Middle school

Landon:there is a lot of mexican people.
There is some bad ass bitches.Vsco girls,fuck boys. You know all mixed. They do tiktoks everywhere

Selena:Lets make a tiktok in the library or Landon Middle school or the bathroom before we get caught

Nallely:ok imma get like 100 like in a video
Amy:ight im in
Dasani:wtf nooo yall some weirdos
All rest of them girls..:lets goo

Landon Middle school by Yayaysyahsidhd November 21, 2019