8 definitions by Robert Glory

one of the greatest wrestling announcers ever, at least when he called matches the ECW way. Was the first wrestling announcer to call a pay-per-view alone. Now works for WWE, first as an announcer on Monday Night RAW, then joined the ECW brand in June 2006. Has called Wrestlemanias 22 and 23.
"oooooooooohhhhhh mmmmmmmmyyyyyyyy gooooooddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!" Joey Styles when something incredibly hardcore happens.
by Robert Glory August 6, 2007
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the hottest young balla in the NBA, chris paul, currently leading the new orleans hornets to the playoffs
man cp3 came to play this year
by Robert Glory December 25, 2007
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John Cena's other finisher, used to cause HHH and Shawn Michaels to tap out at the last two Wrestlemanias.
The STFU is one of the weakest-looking submission maneuvers in wrestling.
by Robert Glory August 26, 2007
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a term for a type of sex where a female and/or male specifically choose each other for the possibility of future procreation, characterized by rough sex and total submissiveness.
I love my boyfriend Joey, but still let Jason come to breed me. He’s totally hot.
by Robert Glory February 29, 2020
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the series of moves used by John Cena to end most of his matches. They are 1. Flying shoulder block, 2. Sitout hip toss or multiple clotheslines, 3. Side release spinout slam, 4. Five Knuckle Shuffle, 5. FU. Some also add the STFU as another and call it the Six Moves of Doom.
John Cena's five moves of doom have led to the decline of the WWE's ratings
by Robert Glory August 27, 2007
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a nickname for baseball slugger Alex Rodriguez, invoking his reputation of producing big numbers in the early part of the season. See also MayRod
"Come on A-Rod!!!!" *Strikes out with leading run on second in ninth inning* "Dam AprilRod"
by Robert Glory October 6, 2007
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wasted the most talented US soccer team in history at the 2006 World Cup, finishing last in its group.
Landon Donovan's skills were wasted by US coach Bruce Arena, who only went with one striker deep into the second half of a game the US needed two goals to win.
by Robert Glory June 25, 2006
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