Cristiano Ronaldo

The second best player in Football. Next to Lionel Messi of course

Guy 1: "Bro did you see Cristiano Ronaldo yesterday?"
Guy 2: "yeah he's really good but not as good as Lionel Messi obviously"

by BarcaBot10 November 27, 2019

robaldo

A man who talks about his penis size, but as the old saying goes, those who talk about a ghue penis are covering up for there maggot with 2 acorns

INSIDE BOYS CHANGEING ROOM: look its that spaz who boats having a tryanosauric penis, but fucking hell its only a maggot stuck between 2 acorns

by ljs September 1, 2003

Ronaldo

An broad term used to describe any young person, usually in a sporting environment when they are playing with older people.

Why does the coach bring up so many ronaldo's to our trainings?

You wont believe how bad this ronaldo is, I din't understand how he hasnt been dropped by the coach yet.

by ChizzGod December 25, 2019

Cristiano Ronaldo

Danielle Verde's man... The most perfect man alive; both soccer-wise and looks-wise... hands off biatches :P

'omg is that Cristiano and Danielle'
'Oh yehhhh, aren't they just the cutest couple'
'Fowwwwww showwwwwwwww'

by dani March 31, 2005

cristiano ronaldo

probably the hottest man a live and the biggest jerk in the world. He is a crybaby with a perfectly tan and ripped body. HE also is a very talented soccer player who has made the number 7 an awesome number!!! But everyone hates him and he needs to get over himself, except he is total sex bomb!

dude that guy is such a cristiano ronaldo
i know he is such a freak

by jen z October 31, 2009

Cristiano Ronaldo

a great footballer. i am a girl, and i realize how good looking he is, but i truly think he is a football genius. honestly, have you seen his footwork? he may not be on his top game right now but that's probably because of personal reasons - namely his child that was just born. he is a great portuguese football player with immense talent. he moved from madiera to lisbon to play on sporting cp when he was eleven years old, and was sold to manchester united when he was 16. recently, he became the most expensive footballer in the world, when he was sold to real madrid cf. he is now 25 years old.

Cristiano Ronaldo has ridiculous skill!

by xixirinha July 9, 2010

robaldo

one who has a huge knob

that lucky bloke over there is a robaldo!

by big dick August 30, 2003