robaldo

A man who talks about his penis size, but as the old saying goes, those who talk about a ghue penis are covering up for there maggot with 2 acorns

INSIDE BOYS CHANGEING ROOM: look its that spaz who boats having a tryanosauric penis, but fucking hell its only a maggot stuck between 2 acorns

by ljs September 1, 2003

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robaldo

one who has a huge knob

that lucky bloke over there is a robaldo!

by big dick August 30, 2003

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dirty ronaldo

When the male ejaculates into the females ear.

Billy has an ear fetish, so he enjoys giving women "dirty ronaldos".

by pancakesanta August 11, 2017

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Ronaldonater

A man who plays osu.

Have you watched Ronaldonater? He's the best at osu.

by joinednothing March 1, 2021

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He's a great guy. He's shy at first but when you get to meet him really, you'll fall in love with him. He's the opposite of an asshole a true gentleman. Don't get on his bad because he will make you feel like shit. He will make you feel good about yourself and he will do the most he can to make you happy. Doesn't care if he gets stabbed in the back because, like a baby, Ronaldo doesn't know much evil. Ronaldo is a very loyal person and anyone and everyone who meets one deserves the opportunity to be a friend of one.

P1: Have you met Ronaldo yet?
P2: Nah man haven't met the guy
P1: you should I'm pretty sure you'll get along with him.

by Buddy52 January 3, 2017

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Romaldo

Romaldo is the man of every woman's dreams. He is sweet, compassionate and loyal. He is a hard worker and puts his everything into whatever he does. Romaldo always dresses to impress and has a smile that would light up a whole stadium! When a Romaldo smiles at you you will feel your knees get weak and your heart will race. He is the ultimate in sexiness and is the best in the bedroom. Nobody else can do what he does the way he does! You are one lucky girl if you can have a Romaldo fall in love with you, and you're even luckier if you have his children because he is "dad of the year!" every year. He loves being a father and takes that role on very seriously. A Romaldo will have the world eating out of his hands. One phrase that can define a Romaldo, "World's Perfect Man."

ultimatesexinesscaringlovingloyalbeautifulperfect
Damn! I wish I had a Romaldo!!

by MzCatEyes February 3, 2010

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