Platypus

Mother natures way of saying, "I made this thing out of spare parts on the workshop floor, and it can still fucking kill you, hahaha!!!"

Look! It's Perry the Platypus

by mrginger2905 March 13, 2015

Urban Platypus

If a swiss army knife were a person, it would also be an urban platypus: the type of person who can do anything.

This guy can do everything! He's an urban platypus.

by Legit Slang March 19, 2011

Perry the platypus

When you summon your prostitutes with a catchy jingle such as “ doo-be-doo-be-doo-bah” and when they appear throw on your favorite brown cap and give her the old 2 inch punisher, this should all be taking place while your family questions where you actually are because they just realized you where not in the room any longer

Yo I perry the platypused the heck out of Gina last night in the back hatch of my Ford festiva while the fam watched roadhouse on family movie night

by Festivapoonslayer October 17, 2019

biffing plate

The area of a chick's ass that a male's Jackson Pollocks hit off when he bangs her

I sat down on my sandwich.
Now it's flatter than Jenna's biffing plate.

by Theeph May 28, 2003

taco plate

A party, gathering, box social, or event that consists of a high ratio of women compared to men. (The opposite of sausage fest)

Dude, Betty's party was such a taco plate. I was the only guy there and there were like 30 girls.

by Jimmy434 December 22, 2008

spooge platack

When having sex with a woman, you are about to cum, you pull out, jizz in your hand, and slap her. Preferably in the face.

Bob: Dude that chick last night was a total freak, she said it was cool to do anything!!

Chris: Really? Did you get a rusty trombone?

Bob: No i spooge platacked her!!

Chris: SWEEEEEET.

by Couchwarrior-07 September 10, 2009

Brown plate special

a sex move where one person shits on the other

a brown plate special is when you're in bed on top of a girl/boy and u directly take a shit on them

by blaze108 April 6, 2010