platy· podes | \ˈpla-ti-pōdes\
noun, plural
the obscure, but only genuinely correct plural of “platypus” according to both Linnaen taxonomy and rules of pluralization in the Greek language, as “Platypus” is the latinisation of the Ancient_Greek word πλατύπους (platupous), "flat-footed", from πλατύς (platus), "broad, wide, flat" and πούς (pous), "foot”.
Unfortunately, it is almost always eschewed in favor of the absolutely incorrect pseudo-latin term , “platypi”, or the Standard English plural, the vulgar “platypuses”.
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Stephen Hawking: Dude, you know, when I was alive, I wish I had spent more time studying platypuses…
Einstein: Oh, dude, you do mean “platypodes”, yes?
Stephen Hawking: Of course! Forgive my lack of fastidiousness!
Einstein: It’s all good, dude!
noun, plural
the obscure, but only genuinely correct plural of “platypus” according to both Linnaen taxonomy and rules of pluralization in the Greek language, as “Platypus” is the latinisation of the Ancient_Greek word πλατύπους (platupous), "flat-footed", from πλατύς (platus), "broad, wide, flat" and πούς (pous), "foot”.
Unfortunately, it is almost always eschewed in favor of the absolutely incorrect pseudo-latin term , “platypi”, or the Standard English plural, the vulgar “platypuses”.
.
Stephen Hawking: Dude, you know, when I was alive, I wish I had spent more time studying platypuses…
Einstein: Oh, dude, you do mean “platypodes”, yes?
Stephen Hawking: Of course! Forgive my lack of fastidiousness!
Einstein: It’s all good, dude!
Stephen Hawking: Dude, you know, when I was alive, I wish I had spent more time studying platypuses…
Einstein: Oh, dude, you do mean “platypodes”, yes?
Stephen Hawking: Of course!! Forgive my lack of fastidiousness, dude!
Einstein: It’s all good, dude!
Einstein: Oh, dude, you do mean “platypodes”, yes?
Stephen Hawking: Of course!! Forgive my lack of fastidiousness, dude!
Einstein: It’s all good, dude!
by gianni rage November 25, 2018
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platy· podes | \ˈpla-ti-pōdes\
the obscure, but only genuinely correct plural of “platypus” according to both Linnaen taxonomy and rules of pluralization in the Greek language, as “Platypus” is the latinisation of the ancient Greek word πλατύπους (platupous), "flat-footed", from πλατύς (platus), "broad, wide, flat" and πούς (pous), "foot”.
Unfortunately, it is almost always eschewed in favor of the absolutely incorrect pseudo-latin term , “platypi”, or the Standard English plural, the vulgar “platypuses”.
platy· podes | \ˈpla-ti-pōdes\
the obscure, but only genuinely correct plural of “platypus” according to both Linnaen taxonomy and rules of pluralization in the Greek language, as “Platypus” is the latinisation of the ancient Greek word πλατύπους (platupous), "flat-footed", from πλατύς (platus), "broad, wide, flat" and πούς (pous), "foot”.
Unfortunately, it is almost always eschewed in favor of the absolutely incorrect pseudo-latin term , “platypi”, or the Standard English plural, the vulgar “platypuses”.
Stephan Hawkings: Dude, you know, when I was alive, I wish I had spent more time studying platypuses…
Einstein: Oh, dude, you do mean “platypodes”, yes?
Stephan Hawkings: Of course! Forgive my lack of fastidiousness!
Einstein: It’s all good, dude!
Einstein: Oh, dude, you do mean “platypodes”, yes?
Stephan Hawkings: Of course! Forgive my lack of fastidiousness!
Einstein: It’s all good, dude!
by gianni rage November 25, 2018
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2. Your face is very ugly and no one wants to rape you.
3. You're high.
4. You're just stupid.
5. You're just a retard that fuckin has problems.
6. You just sucked a infected dick.
7. You're on your period.
8. You just drank some menstrual juice.
9. You saw a Michael and got high.
10. You just got Harrison'd.
11. Vanessa shoved a dildo up your ass and you enjoyed it like how a bitch enjoys a big fat blowjob.
12. Justin Bieber. 'Nuff said.
13. You read a gay chain letter email and apparently got a seizure.
14. You just saw a hot chick that mind-raped you in the ass.
15. You saw the number 15.
16. Your computer blew up on you and you became so gay that your mom gave you a fingering.
High Guy: Dude, what does it mean when you see flying platypuses?
My ass: A lot of things. Why?
High Guy: Cuz I see flying platypuses.
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