Theeph's definitions

Kris Campbell

Da Phatt mastah o' da polypipe sword, yo?

I went to Kamp Kaz, where Kris Campbell cleft mine skull in twain like a motherfucker. It was off the heazy.

by Theeph June 11, 2006

BRRRRR!!!!

An expression of extreme vehemence, to sugesst strong feeling, or experience upon a certain topic.

I saw his sister, and my dick was like this!! *raises arm forcefully*
BRRRRR!!!!

by Theeph April 27, 2006

mateymoo

Expression of affection etc.

John: Stu! Mateymoo!!
Stu: Oh fuck no. Not you too d00b...

Stu drops the hammer and wordroyalled/word John like he ain't no thang.

by Theeph June 17, 2003

gikkle

A much cuter way of giggling.
The "KK" must be whispered in the back of your throat for ultimate effect. Takes practice.

Angry mob: We gonna mess j00!

John: Is't possible?!

Stu: We are lost!

*John and Stu exchange conspirital grins*

John and Stu: gikkle!!

Angry mob: Awwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

*Angry mob turns on itself*

by Theeph June 3, 2003

Femofo

Female equivalant of Mofo.
Used for emphasis.
Also possibly a type of multivitamin

God*damn*... some red haired, pony tailed white boy just ran the fuck over my shoes more than a femofo

by Theeph June 3, 2003

winning the prize

The act of obtaining the correct answer to a task, only to be rewarded with nothing.

Stu: Yo so I took the mackin' to this Catholic bitch, ne?

John: Seen, ese.

Stu: And I give her da trinkets and shit, but no goosie.

John: LOL! Vato... YOU WIN THE PRIZE!!!

Stu: ....

John: NO PRIZE!!!!

*slams hand down VERY forcefully on desk*

by Theeph June 2, 2003

Year of the Cormorant

An ancient intonation only to be uttered in direst boredom, such as maths and physics.

Maths-vato: blahblahblabalhlbah

Stu: *groan*

*John looks at Stu who grins*

John & Stu: SEE THE HERESY ALIVE! APPROPRIATION STANDING IN THE WAY OF ALL CREATION! DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE? DON'T WORRY! THIS IS.... THA YERA THA CORMORANT!

(please note... this should not be attempted by amateurs)

by Theeph June 2, 2003