A person who never fails to prove himself as a giant tool. Seemingly omnipresent despite the blatantly dismissive behavior of those around him, this person says or does egregiously awkward, innapropriate or nonsensical things with remarkable regularity.
Tina: "Who was that creepy asshole that kept trying to impress me last night by shotgunning beers and screaming my name during bad karaoke songs?"
Jimmy: "That was Phil. Nobody likes him, but he always shows up and does sh*t like that. He's a f'ing Craftsman Automatic."
Jimmy: "That was Phil. Nobody likes him, but he always shows up and does sh*t like that. He's a f'ing Craftsman Automatic."
by QRius Gorge December 22, 2009
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"i bought some time with your mother last night, i bet she uses watermelon dildos based off the size of her crater twat."
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A penis that is so deformed it almost shares a liking of a coffeecake.
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When it's time to become a nun.
John held up a sponge to his private parts they were almost Identical, that's when I realized my boyfriend had a Craterpenis.
by HotPinkPyro August 2, 2010
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Chris is definitely a tool, but she seems to like him, so I'm gonna go ahead and say he's a craftsman.
by Hulonus December 9, 2010
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"He just bought Starcraft 2. I've never seen craftal meth so bad."
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