wank 

Something that is offensively crap, lame, or generally bollocks.

what a pile of wank!

wank by feiticeira December 16, 2002

wank 

To wank means to jack off.

I take care of my morning wood with a good wank!

wank by USAF Cadet March 4, 2021

wank 

British word for masturbating

Quit wanking off!

wank by Jewish April 1, 2003

wank 

Verb - The act of readjusting ones underwear vigorously during a film on channel 5 (uk).

Channel 5(uk) - what a load of wank!!!!

wank by CITA September 14, 2003

wank 

1) British term referring to the male method of relieving sexual tension; esp. used by those males with no relationships

2) Masturbating

I was caught wanking in the showers at school.

He wanked to a picture of a naked woman

wank by Wayne Kerr May 13, 2005

wank 

To vigorously and repeatedly move the handle of a mechanical device.

As in this instruction to the crew of a small boat in trouble:

"Come on, wank that pump handle or this bloody cow will sink..."

wank by Coxswain January 11, 2006

Wank 

to masterbate, to slap it, to jack it, to smack it, to fondle oneself.

Ali Ansari wanks off to Sly.

Wank by yeee yo May 11, 2006