wank

To give one's self a pleasure rub.
An expression used if something isnt very good.

Last night i watched back door sluts 9 and had a great WANK over it.

Karl: Have you heard of the band HIM?
Me: Yes. I have.
Karl: I am going to see them live.
Me: Gutting. That is quite devastating as they Are the WANKest band on this earth. Even more wank than finch

by Mikal June 7, 2004

wank

its rubbish its crap

naahhh thats wank m8 nah

by hgyt March 21, 2005

wank

Another way to say masturbate

A mountain in Germany

Did you see that guy wank

wanna climb to the top of wank

by headshit June 1, 2016

wank

another word for masturbation

person 1: oof I needa go masturbate
person 2: dont ya mean wank ya fruit loop

by dreadinq August 25, 2018

wank

another word for masturbation

person : did u see that?
person : no, what?
person : alex just took a wank in class and now he's expelled

by tracerxD February 15, 2019

wank

Jerkin' the Gherkin

Oh yeah.....sputt, sputt, ______)- - - ( . )( . )

by Sacha Baron Cohen May 31, 2005

wank

to masturbate at a leisurely pace

yank the plank
spank the monkey
stroke the solami
pet the one eyed trouser snake
and what you would do in to your bizzles mouth

by bob denne February 4, 2004