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Shitkid

A wild kid of the early 90s. We listened to grunge, and Seattle punk rock, skipped school and smoked weed. Shitkids had a garbage home situation and usually ran in feral packs of other shitkids.
Shitkids for life!
by smokajawea December 5, 2015
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ShitBitch

A young cumguzzling metrosexual, often employed at places like Starbucks or the local art museum.
That's a nice new scarf you have there, ShitBitch!
by Matthew January 30, 2004
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shitmidget

Wow, I never want to have shitmidgets of my own!
by inthecorridor September 4, 2009
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dirty shitbird

Someone who screws you over for a cheap fuck
That dirty shitbird left me at the bar for a cheap 10 dollar hooker!!
by Peterbilt1 March 10, 2014
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Shitbird

An elected official such as Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) who jets off to a Mexican beach resort while millions of his constituents suffer in sub freezing temperatures with no electricity, gas, or water.
During the extreme winter weather event of February 2022, Sen. Cruz jetted off to Cancun with his family for a warm beach retreat while millions of his constituents were literally freezing to death. Meanwhile his competitor for the seat, Beto O’Rourke ran a phone bank conducting welfare checks on vulnerable citizens. Ted Cruz is a shitbird.
by Blue Texas February 18, 2021
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shitbird

More specific than just an asshole, douchebag, dickhead, etc., a shitbird is someone who is extremely selfish, entitled, and narcissistic, and does ONLY what is most convenient for THEM, with absolutely no regard for how it makes other people's lives worse and fucks up the social order. They believe that ALL rules, laws, and social conventions are inherently oppressive, and rebel against all authority simply for the sake of rebelling against authority, even when said authority is 100% reasonable. The shitbird's life philosophy is "My enjoyment above all", and frequently say "You're not the boss of me/You can't tell me what to do!". They do things like drive recklessly, cut in lines, throw trash wherever they want, and whatever else they feel like, with no guilt whatsoever. They think "freedom" means "complete anarchy". Other words for shitbird are "libertine" and "sociopath". Like pigeons who shit all over a statue, the shitbird just likes to shit all over everything, and leave other, decent people to clean up their messes.
People who didn't follow mask and vaccine mandates during the COVID pandemic, because their own personal comfort took priority over not killing people in their vicinity with a deadly virus, are shitbirds.
by q359 July 24, 2023
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shitbitchfuckingasshole

Said very fast, when you get extremly pissed off quickly or get suddently hurt, in most cases when you jam your hand in a door.
shitbitchfuckingasshole, I just got hit in the head with a tennis racket! i hate you alex.
by LAUREN TOLOCZKO January 2, 2008
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