shitkid 

a natick kid who is unwelcomed to a certain setting. Especially a group of your buddy's little brothers friends that shouldn't be hanging around. Possibly some stragglers from the old Rake household circa 2002

"We went over to Mike's house but all those little shitkids were there." "What are all these shitkids doing here?!" dickbag, douchebag, keiths, mush, pud

shitkid by Jason P.H. March 2, 2007

Shitkid 

A wild kid of the early 90s. We listened to grunge, and Seattle punk rock, skipped school and smoked weed. Shitkids had a garbage home situation and usually ran in feral packs of other shitkids.

Shitkids for life!

Shitkid by smokajawea December 5, 2015

Shitkid 

An incarnation of human feces, and human body.

A Shitkid, is a child who has been created through shit that has been mixed with sperm, and inserted into a woman's vagina.
If the woman has gotten pregnant, after 9 months she will give birth to the shitkid.

John is a shitkid, he's a human, but half of his body is also made of shit.

Shitkid by Trashy_Trashlord December 29, 2007

SHITKID 

A kid(s) from Natick that ALWAYS sucks to be around. Or a crew of anyones little brothers friends hanging around where they're not supposed to be.

What are all these little shitkids doing here? There were too many shitkids at Rake's house, so I left.

SHITKID by JH44 November 9, 2008

Shitkid 

A term coined by Norwegian streamer Knut Splidrejorde as an umbrella term for zoomers raised without rules or responsibilities that spend most of their time talking shit on the internet instead of achieving anything in life at all.

“Føkking shitkids in chat” - Knut

Shitkid by PepegaGandalf January 16, 2023

Shitskid 

noun~ A small annoying child, who is a direct product of asshole parents. Dubbed, said name, for being as persistent as those tough to get out stains.

The neighbors little shitskid, keeps fuckin' with my dog. I guess I'm going to trade the dog for a box of bees.

Shitskid by Squeakster February 17, 2009

Shitcident 

An event that otherwise would not be especially remarkable, until having occurred with shit. Usually considered a surprise and unpleasant.

If an event occurs and involves a surprise shit and is not offensive, then it is a happenshit.

If you have a shart in the elevator of the building you work in, you might be saying, "I had a shitcident in front of the boss, now how am I going to win that promotion?"

If you found a bag of flaming dog shit at your front door, you might report the shitcident to your homeowners' association. ... I wouldn't if I were you, though. You probably deserved it.

When a cat can't make the catbox and is imitating Pollock on the walls with shit smears, you point and exclaim, "Is this fucking shitcident because of you, Mr. Pussy McFluffypants?!"

Shitcident by Sara Heartburn September 30, 2010