ShitBitch

A young cumguzzling metrosexual, often employed at places like Starbucks or the local art museum.

That's a nice new scarf you have there, ShitBitch!

by Matthew January 30, 2004

Shitbitch

A Lolita, single mother of several children, who likes to create drama by crying and is especially adept at complaining about both food and drink that's served to her at a restaurant.

Cook #1 says: hey bro, looks like you need to cook that chicken for table 26 again.

Cook #2 says: Are you kidding me!!! That fat broad has sent it back 3 times already!!

Cook #1: what can I say dude, she seems like a real shitbitch.

Or

Hey Bro, tell that stupid shitbich girlfriend of yours to shut the fuck up with all of her crying! She's more annoying than Chelbo!!

by El capitan de chelbo February 20, 2017

Shitbitch

A word used often when a woman pussies out or acts lazy and pisses people off.

Bronwyn and Negus, get out of bed and don't be such shitbitches!

by badboybecky September 17, 2009

shitbitch

combination of "wordshit/word" and "wordbitch/word." used in any situation where wordfuck/word can also be used.

"You fucking shitbitch"
(after eating shit on a bike) "SHITBITCH!"

by rushe July 07, 2003

shitbitch

a common word that can used in a wide variety of ways. 1. a casual greeting such as "hi" or "whats up" 2. an expression to show displeasure with an unfortunate event. 3. an endearing term to call your friends. 4. a phrase that late night sushi shop employees yell across the restaurant. 5. nickname for the creator of the word, mitch pathe, of bakersfield CA and portland OR fame, who is a good man a better friend and... who LOVES THE COCK.

1. Andy, "Hi." Mitch, "Shitbitch." Andy "Shitbitch." 2. "The beer is all gone." "Shitbitch." 3. Hey shitbitch, go get me another beer. 4. Pauly yells, "Shitbitch," acroos the restaurant floor. Mitch replies in kind, "Shitbitch." 5. When shitbitch returned from California, he sure had a lot of balljuice on his chin.

by monkeyballs March 23, 2005

shitbitch

A woman who participates in scat.

I hear that there's a big market for shitbitches in Japan.

by m9lc March 09, 2008

Shitbitch

One whom complains on social media whilst targeting an individual indirectly, in order to start drama with the aforementioned individual.

"Wow, um, FoxxyTheDarkWolf is such a shitbitch, they've been making vague posts about ChuckTheeCheese for the past week."

by waiting_on_the_dick October 22, 2016