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Pedosexual

A pedosexual is someone who has sexual feeling twoards minors. They are people who have intercourse with children, and see themselves being in a realationship with a minor.

My oppinion: if they are so horny, then they can go fuck themselves. Leave the childern be. You're not pedosexual, your a pedophile. Being pedosexual is somehow legalized...like, wtf government?! Were supposed to put our trust in you and you let Trump stand as our president, and let pediphiles run loose.
Jøregen: I am a pedosexual.
Elsa:no you're a pedophile. You molester children asshole. Your not in lgbtqia+ and never will be shithead.
by ilyalbedo November 2, 2019
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Pseudonese

A term used to describe someone who claims to be part of an ethnic group, but has no full-blooded parents or grandparents of that ethnic group.
Dude 1: Hey, did you know Gary's Chinese?

Dude 2: Nah, he's pseudonese, he's only 1/16th Chinese.
by Actom360 August 16, 2014
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Pseudohemian

Someone with an upper middle class background and a well-paying job that adopts all the affectations of the bohemian urban living as a superficial cover for his/her truly entitled self.
Parker: Wanna go to the Arts District tonight? I got an invite for the opening of the gastropub run by the chef from the organic single source Bolivian schnitzel craft truck.

Logan: What? I'm so over that whole pseudohemian scene. Can we just get real tacos from a real Mexican restaurant with real margaritas? You know, like real people used to do?
Parker: Ya, I guess you're right. I'm kinda done pretending how much I like Moscow Mules so much better in a copper mug anyway.

wannabe posester poser fake vacuous product-laden frontier beard disc earring pour over avocado toast
by The Original Tankboy June 23, 2017
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Pedosexual

A piss poor excuse for pedophilia.

Mark : whats your sexuality?
Tom : pedosexual
Mark : so, your a filthy person and should be hanged? Yes. Yes you should.

NOTE : PEDOSEXUAL IS FAKE AND IF SOMEONE SAYS THEY ARE THAT THEN THEY ARE A PEDOPHILE. PEDOPHILES JUST SHOULD BE HANGED. Thanks :)
by Moo-but-a-geordie May 14, 2020
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pedosexual

not part of the lgbtq+ community
John: I identify as pedosexual. We're valid and belong in the LGBT community

Mary: No the fuck you don't asshat
by Toast the loser December 29, 2019
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Pedosexual

A made up term from the evil that exists in the sick world we are all living in. Somehow connected to the idea that it's natural to be sexually attracted to other things besides men to women and women to men. A mental illness at it's finest.
S/he thinks s/he is a pedosexual when in reality, s/he is just very mentally ill.
by Get into my car June 9, 2018
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pedosexual

1. A person who engages in completely unnatural behavior towards young children.

2. A term made up by pedophiles to try and make themselves look unjustly opressed.
Pedosexuals cannot be allowed to reframe things so as to make themselves look opressed.
by FVZA May 26, 2006
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