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Pseudotexts by Zeta functions/Alpha functions September 17, 2023
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pseudolexisexual
Violet Voxel is so fucking hot, I want to do filthy things with her, but I heard she's a pseudolexisexual
pseudolexisexual by all of second life September 9, 2023
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pseudotelosemeiometricoaxiomania
noun | /ˌsu doʊˌtɛloʊˌsi miˌoʊˌmɛtrikoˌæksi.oʊˈmeɪ.ni.ə/
1. A maladaptive cognitive–emotional tendency to fixate obsessively on trivial, meaningless, or functionally useless actions, metrics, signs, or informal promises, assigning them exaggerated symbolic or emotional significance despite having no real utility, consequence, or social value.
2. The ritualized maintenance of such actions or metrics for their perceived meaning rather than any practical purpose.
Etymology:
• pseudo- (Greek ψευδής) = false
• telos (τέλος) = end, purpose
• sēmeion (σημεῖον) = sign, token
• metron (μέτρον) = measure, metric
• axia (ἀξία) = value, worth
• -mania (μανία) = obsessive fixation
1. A maladaptive cognitive–emotional tendency to fixate obsessively on trivial, meaningless, or functionally useless actions, metrics, signs, or informal promises, assigning them exaggerated symbolic or emotional significance despite having no real utility, consequence, or social value.
2. The ritualized maintenance of such actions or metrics for their perceived meaning rather than any practical purpose.
Etymology:
• pseudo- (Greek ψευδής) = false
• telos (τέλος) = end, purpose
• sēmeion (σημεῖον) = sign, token
• metron (μέτρον) = measure, metric
• axia (ἀξία) = value, worth
• -mania (μανία) = obsessive fixation
1. Her pseudotelosemeiometricoaxiomania made her obsessively refresh the app to keep a meaningless daily streak alive.
2. He kept an old game running for hundreds of hours just to preserve a leaderboard rank, clear pseudotelosemeiometricoaxiomania.
2. He kept an old game running for hundreds of hours just to preserve a leaderboard rank, clear pseudotelosemeiometricoaxiomania.
pseudotelosemeiometricoaxiomania by Pringurban December 26, 2025
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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