Procrastifficient

Performing the art of procrastination in the best possible manner, with minimal waste of effort and expense.

Properly utilized, the subject will feel oddly fulfilled and slightly drained, yet will not have accomplished anything of import.

A portmanteau of "Procrastination" and "Efficient".

I write unnecessary Urban Dictionary entries whilst simultaneously Facebooking and surfing Reddit, in order to be as procrastifficient as possible.

by omnom chomsky January 17, 2013

procrastifornicate

V. The act of having sex to delay other necessary activities. i.e avoiding homework, studying

I didn't want to study for finals so me and my bitch procrastifornicated.

by DCheese January 15, 2014

procrastifart

When you put off taking a shit for so long that your farts go from smelling like typical gas to just pure shit as the air upon release passes over and around a gigantic turd.

Who the fuck just shit themselves?? "Sorry, that was me. It was just a procrastifart. I'm good."

by Bobby the Bug Man August 25, 2020

procrastiative

Being creative while procrastinating, or procrastinating in a creative fashion.

"So my mum locked me in an empty room with my pencil case and my maths homework, so instead of doing my work I made a mural out of my own shoes, a rubber band, a glue stick and the curtains. Talk about being procrastiative, huh?"

by LucyAdair July 2, 2008

procrastibooking

the act of putting of important issues, such as homework, by browsing facebook.

Mary: did you get that essay done?
Jesus: no, i spent all night procrastibooking.

by procrastibooker April 2, 2011

Procrastibate

Masturbating with over an hours worth of hw on the desk in front of you and a pencil/pen/calculator in your other hand

I procrastibate on my math text book so frequently that it doesn't open anymore

by Pedophile93 November 8, 2011

Procrasticlean

When you use cleaning as a procrastination tool of choice.

Person 1: Hey man what are you doing?
Person 2: I'm cleaning.
Person 1: Don't you have a physics final tomorrow?
Person 2: Yeah. I don't want to study yet so I'm procrasticleaning.

by hippopophotos December 5, 2011