Procrastibate

To put off something to go masturbate.

"Go do your chores!"
"Nah, I'd rather go procrastibate"

by Recalibar February 28, 2009

Procrastibate

When you should be doing something, but instead you masturbate.

Dude, I'm so not goin this math homework... I think I'll go procrastibate.

by Scapegoat28 June 6, 2010

Procrastibate

Masturbating instead of doing homework or something you are supposed to be doing.

Instead of going to Lacrosse practice, Bill went to his room to procrastibate.

by Barrakuda4 February 19, 2010

Procrastibate

Masturbating with over an hours worth of hw on the desk in front of you and a pencil/pen/calculator in your other hand

I procrastibate on my math text book so frequently that it doesn't open anymore

by Pedophile93 November 8, 2011

Procrastibate

To procrastibate is to prioritize masturbation over other things that you need to do.
It is to put off doing something until later, but in the meantime you decide that it is better to beat the meat than to do nothing.

No way man, I'm too lazy, I procrastibate a lot.

by N0ahBee March 30, 2011

Procrastibate

Pleasuring one's self in order to avoid responsibility or to stall.

Instead of studying for the test, I chose to procrastibate for hours.

by Legacylacey December 13, 2014

Procrastibate

To waste useful time by masturbating

Ryan decided to procrastibate instead of revising for his finals. Cheeky lad

by Wreckitwednesday June 9, 2015