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procrasticlean 

To clean and/or organize as a coping method (procrastination) to doing work.
Cris: Did you finish that paper?
Karl: I was going to... but instead I stayed up all night procrasticleaning!
procrasticlean by recalcitrantid March 27, 2009
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Procrasticlean 

When you use cleaning as a procrastination tool of choice.
Person 1: Hey man what are you doing?
Person 2: I'm cleaning.
Person 1: Don't you have a physics final tomorrow?
Person 2: Yeah. I don't want to study yet so I'm procrasticleaning.
Procrasticlean by hippopophotos December 5, 2011

procrastiplanting 

Verb:
When you have a million things to do, but ignore them all, and you tend to your plants instead.
I didn't want to do any of my school assignments, so I just sat in the garden procrastiplanting.

procrasticleaning 

The urge to clean one's room, bathroom, or workspace fully knowing that something far more important must be done in the near future because "it needed to be cleaned." Usually occurs just before studying for a big test, writing a paper, or beginning some other undesirable yet significant task. Often justified by rationalizing, "at least I'm not being lazy."
I know I've gotta study for my math midterm on Wednesday, but I couldn't possibly do it in a messy room - looks like it's time for some procrasticleaning.
procrasticleaning by jspot January 5, 2009

Procrastacleaning 

Cleaning in an attempt to delay or postpone action; put off doing something by cleaning.
At assessment time Maggie would often find herself procrastacleaning.

Procrastacleaning is something many people find themselves doing when avoiding other more unpleasant tasks.

Collin spent the whole day procrastacleaning his apartment.
Procrastacleaning by Maggie Moth November 10, 2011

procrastiplanning 

noun. The act of putting off tasks of high priority and replacing them with the organisation and planning of low-priority or incidental activities.
instead of studying for my exam, I spent the whole afternoon procrastiplanning the after-exam party.
procrastiplanning by surlycamp June 22, 2011

Procrasticleaning 

(Verb)

The act of avoiding important tasks or responsibilities by cleaning and organizing one's living space, often resulting in a false sense of productivity and an even longer to-do list.
"I know I have a big project due tomorrow, but instead of working on it, I've been procrasticleaning my entire apartment. At least my closet looks great now!"
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