A flaccid erection, not containing the "umph" of a true erection. Oft obtained by men when just waking up, needing to go to the bathroom, or sitting on the bus thinking of nothing sexual whatsoever, so life becomes embarrassing when you stand.
Relationship
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Woman: Give it to me, Man.
Man: Sorry Woman, I've only a flection.
Woman: Then what the fuck good are you?
Man: To you, not much.
6th Grade Gym Class
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Gym Teacher: Child, get up and climb that rope.
Child: I can't...
Gym Teacher: Why the hell not?
Child: I've begun to notice girls and it's given me a flection.
Gym Teacher: Oh. Well I hope you're thoroughly embarrassed.
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Woman: Give it to me, Man.
Man: Sorry Woman, I've only a flection.
Woman: Then what the fuck good are you?
Man: To you, not much.
6th Grade Gym Class
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Gym Teacher: Child, get up and climb that rope.
Child: I can't...
Gym Teacher: Why the hell not?
Child: I've begun to notice girls and it's given me a flection.
Gym Teacher: Oh. Well I hope you're thoroughly embarrassed.
by greason January 20, 2010
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WTF! I just got flectraed, someone took this book i was writing, put their name on it and published it
This flectra really got me, it stole my homework, changed only the title and then gave for free to all my school!
This flectra really got me, it stole my homework, changed only the title and then gave for free to all my school!
by xx_flex_xx March 7, 2022
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by DeathoftheEndless March 27, 2009
Get the Tom Felton mug.A homo who's stuck in a time period such as the eighties, he can either be young or old, this one homo wears nuggie huggies (aka tight spedo like underwear) also wears a beat down leather jacket, and is either married to his nasty crackwhore of a wife who goes to beat down bars and smokes out of her vagina or he stays home and spends the night with rosey palm and her five sisters at his mothers house which is his place of residence and listens or sings Fleetwood Mac in his underwear
Fleetwood Sac
Dean: Who's that faggot yelling at people up on the stage, he's like 50 and he sucks
Paul: Oh that's John, we call him Fleetwood Sac, or Fleetwood, over there is his nasty-ass wife with her legs spread smoking a cigarette with her loose lips and shoving coke up her ass, that turns him on I guess.
Dean: Who's that faggot yelling at people up on the stage, he's like 50 and he sucks
Paul: Oh that's John, we call him Fleetwood Sac, or Fleetwood, over there is his nasty-ass wife with her legs spread smoking a cigarette with her loose lips and shoving coke up her ass, that turns him on I guess.
by KingJericho December 4, 2014
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The Feltz is used in conversation, when one suspects other person(s) in said conversation have no idea what you are talking about, and are just agreeing with you because they do not want to look stupid, or they are generally just incompetent.
A positive Feltz is successfully dropped into a conversation unnoticed and unchallenged by other person(s), and positive confirmation of what you have said is received.
See also bullshit detector.
The Feltz is used in conversation, when one suspects other person(s) in said conversation have no idea what you are talking about, and are just agreeing with you because they do not want to look stupid, or they are generally just incompetent.
A positive Feltz is successfully dropped into a conversation unnoticed and unchallenged by other person(s), and positive confirmation of what you have said is received.
See also bullshit detector.
Person A:
"Yeah, I've checked with our technical manager, and he said that hanging bar won't cope with your projector equipment, as it's only rated at 50 Feltz.
You'll have to use this one instead"
Person B:
"Well, I can't argue with that, we'll have to make it work off this one"
This is an example of successful Feltz deployment.
"Yeah, I've checked with our technical manager, and he said that hanging bar won't cope with your projector equipment, as it's only rated at 50 Feltz.
You'll have to use this one instead"
Person B:
"Well, I can't argue with that, we'll have to make it work off this one"
This is an example of successful Feltz deployment.
by BrightDevil August 21, 2010
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Probably the shexxiest man ALIVE
And when he dies
He shallt be the shexxiest man who is DEAD
Did I say he can SING?
Yes!
Look up Feltbeats somewhere
He's incredible
Probably the shexxiest man ALIVE
And when he dies
He shallt be the shexxiest man who is DEAD
Did I say he can SING?
Yes!
Look up Feltbeats somewhere
He's incredible
by Clairolina February 5, 2010
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