The subservient act of orally drawing out the ejaculate of a man from another man's rectum via the anus.
After Wilbur feltched his boss upon his return from his Mexican vacation, Wilbur really needed to floss.
by Reginald Whattabone September 13, 2003
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to suck cum out of another's ass/vagina using one's mouth.
Mark feltched his cum out of Harvey's corn hole with grace and style last night.
by JMC November 25, 2003
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The extraction of manjuices from the rectum of your sexual partner, commonly removed with a straw then savoring the flavor with your sexual partner with a long passionate kiss.
Mike gasped as his lover Swooop began to feltch him. He used the golden straw that was passed down to him from his great grandfather Hash. The family line was proven to be strong as they tongue kissed passionately throughout the night.
by InsertCoin April 27, 2005
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Having sex with a girl in the ass, blowing your load in her ass, sucking the cum out of her ass and then making out with her
i was so ridiculously hammered lastnite, i took this broad back from the bar and feltched her
by Trevor Hodgson August 09, 2008
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The act of sucking one's own semen recently deposited in a rectal cavity after homosexual intercourse. "Feltching" has the dubious honor of stalling any advances in understanding human behavior by both the scientific and philosophical communities. The debate focuses on the absurdity of a culture that stipulates the sharing of ones toothbrush with another person is taboo as well as unhealthy and socially inexcusable behavior but gleefully accepts sucking dry the asshole of another man before swallowing the discharge.
After their 'naked lunch', Little Boy Blue Balls and his friend, 'Browny" were ready for desert.Their waiter, Rex, suggested ice-cream and cool-whip. "Lil-Boy, nothing like a cool down, after the going down that I just witnessed". "Don't be silly Rex, you know that ice-cream will totally destroy the wonderfull aroma we can all share after I rare-back and let go a 3 alarm FELTCH BELCH!
by j.r. dada March 08, 2007
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When a man cums in a womans/mans bum and then sucks the cum out. Lots of Gays do this but men and women do it to
heard in eminems song 'Insane' - Dont you know what feltched means? ye. Well then tell me would you rather get feltched or do the feltching, fuck 'em in the arse and suck the cum out while you're beltching, burp blench and go back for a second helping.

Last night i wanted Mason to feltch me, he was like errrrman! bun/fuck that, but we did it anyway hehe

Heard you feltched that new girl, yeman ' ;)
by farrahmae July 22, 2011
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To juggle or inspect ones genitals in a manner in which to gather medical information.
Dr. Rosenpenis feltched by balls during his examination to check for a hernia.
by Riverabung June 23, 2014
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