Feltz 

Fictional unit of measurement, used as a test.
The Feltz is used in conversation, when one suspects other person(s) in said conversation have no idea what you are talking about, and are just agreeing with you because they do not want to look stupid, or they are generally just incompetent.
A positive Feltz is successfully dropped into a conversation unnoticed and unchallenged by other person(s), and positive confirmation of what you have said is received.

See also bullshit detector.

Person A:
"Yeah, I've checked with our technical manager, and he said that hanging bar won't cope with your projector equipment, as it's only rated at 50 Feltz.
You'll have to use this one instead"

Person B:
"Well, I can't argue with that, we'll have to make it work off this one"

This is an example of successful Feltz deployment.

Feltz by BrightDevil August 21, 2010

Being Feltz'd 

Being sexually violated by a large women (fat) after consuming a considerable quantity of alcohol.

"I had one too many Port's last night, and when i arose this morning, i could see i was being Feltz'd"

Being Feltz'd by Mr Chuffy August 25, 2008

Felizach

That annoying couple that does not vaccinate their children, believes in alternative medicine and essential oils. Not to be confused with absolute retards who are simultaneously wankers. These are the kind of people that truly beliefs that the sun shines out of their asshole. They view life as a half glass full, when they should be looking at the glass half empty because they did a liberal arts degree, or absolutely sucked academically. Not to worry, they will view it as half empty when they turn 40 and they loss their firstborn due to being unvaccinated and died of common flu.

Oh that couple is such a Felizach that makes me want to scoop my eyeballs out and Norwegian steam engine the wife with the husband watching.

Felizach by The Educators June 28, 2019

I felt that one! 

An ejaculation of pain, suffering, or commiseration when watching or experiencing physical, or psychological pain being inflicted.

Using “I felt that one!” In a conversation:

Husband: Do you want to watch some couples porn or a tennis match?

Wife: Let’s watch the couples porn; you can play tennis pretty well.

Husband: Ouch! I felt that one!

I felt that one! by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 18, 2023

jackson felt 

the most cutest boy on earth. he’s very sweet, hot, loving and cool. he loves all his supporters and would be so nice to meet!

friend: jackson felt is hot!
me: NO SHIT!😂💗

jackson felt by zo~ jackson felt fan🤠💜 August 10, 2019

felt spec 

Usually a very illegal car eg a Dturbo,rover or usually anything with a manual pumped which is screwed out and And also on cut springs in the front and bate the torson bar to 4 nicks

Jesus thom is a felt Spec yoke

felt spec by Weerazmac October 12, 2017

i felt that 

an expression used when someone sympathizes with what someone else said.

“when she said ‘i’m ok but i’m not’, i felt that”

i felt that by Blu3b344y December 13, 2019