A feltbeat is an annoying ass motherfucker who is a fan of Tom Felton, and they believe that he is unproblematic. Even though he is transphobic, called transphobic people “legends”, calls young girls things like “good girl”, etc.
A hot dominating specimen that will surely nearly make you blind with the hotness. It is the original member of the toeations and the first thing to ever step foot on this planet. It may also go by ‘Tom felton’
A song which has a good beat which entices your body to start bopping your feat or scrunching your toes to the beat of a song. This is generally a lower stage of headboppable because it doesn’t get your whole body moving, just your feet.
Sam: Have you heard this song it’s got a good beat!
Raz: It’s got a great beat but i wouldn’t say it’s amazing. It’s a feetbeat for sure though.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.