Fartation

A fart, with a little something to say. When you want to clear a room, but also want to make a statement.

My fartation reminds me that I need to get my colon checked.

by jakespeed2020 June 12, 2010

farplay

Sending multiple text messages for the purpose of building sexual excitement in the recipient to prepare her for verbal phone sex-- sexting as foreplay.

When I'm on a business trip, my girl needs about twenty minutes of farplay before I can call her and ask what she's wearing.

by mightygreens September 25, 2010

Faptastic

Faptastic is a word used to describe a picture or video that includes an attractive woman to whom you could fap to; however, said woman may not be blatantly revealing. Cleavage is fine. Very fine.

Faptastic can also refer directly to the woman that is in the picture or video.

Guy 1: "I wish Jessica Alba would take her clothes off for the camera sometime."

Guy 2: "Meh, she's got plenty of faptastic pics and vids."

by Matty Moo Jr. August 17, 2009

fartaholic

one who is addicted to farting/ passing gas/ breaking wind/ fumigating the room, etc...

my husband is a fartaholic. he is addicted for farting.

by 333turtle333 May 29, 2008

Farplane

A place where the souls of the dead go once they are sent. In FFX.

After being an unsent for so long, he finally knew he could go home to the Farplane.

by nyte_katana November 29, 2004

farmtard

Somebody who is as retarded as a farm animal, usually connected with sheep or pigs.

Stop copying me, farmtard!

by Madmarkus April 19, 2005

farttastic

Something that is farttastic smells bad. If it's not a tangible thing, but you think it would smell bad if it was real, that would also be farttastic.

In Spanish, the word is farttastico.

rachel: imogen and spek should come back.
israel: yeah, them being gone is totally farttastic.

child: mom, what are you cooking?

mother: my family's secret recipe, doesn't it smell great?
child: no, it's totally farttastic!

by israel!! October 13, 2009