gas from eating slarby doodles.
very toxic and can be deadly.
if you have it lock yourself in a room within 200 feet of the outside people. you also need to wear a oxygen mask for this deadly stench.
very toxic and can be deadly.
if you have it lock yourself in a room within 200 feet of the outside people. you also need to wear a oxygen mask for this deadly stench.
Willie eats a slarby doodle to gain weight.
Justin: you ate too many slarby doodles! now you have farpta!
Willie: please dont lock me in that room!!!!
Justin: i must little bota! by poopta
Justin: you ate too many slarby doodles! now you have farpta!
Willie: please dont lock me in that room!!!!
Justin: i must little bota! by poopta
by slarbypoople June 7, 2009
Get the farpta mug.A molester; also the evil guy from the Youtube video "The Adventurous Adventures of One Direction", who likes to touch people.
Lord Faptaguise: Okay. Tie him up and hang him from the ceiling as well. He and his friend can burn in the pit of acid together! Oh but frisk him first to make sure he doesn't.... oh! Actually let me do it!
*walks over to Harry and slowly "frisks"/touches him*
From "The Adventurous Adventures of One Direction" at the 12:32 point
*walks over to Harry and slowly "frisks"/touches him*
From "The Adventurous Adventures of One Direction" at the 12:32 point
by iloveonedirectionandthejanoski November 11, 2012
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pron. A person who flatulates in a crowded, public place in the hopes of passing the blame onto the masses.
Steve pulled a Fartacus during the movie and, although the crowd whole crowd smelled it, no one knew who dealt it.
by jjbizzippo August 24, 2010
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The Faptain will give you the name of the girl in the picture for research purposes.
Call the Faptain whenever an unnamed girl's picture makes you want to have a tug of war with you pelvis.
The Faptain will give you the name of the girl in the picture for research purposes.
Call the Faptain whenever an unnamed girl's picture makes you want to have a tug of war with you pelvis.
Derp: "Wow she is hot I need her name to Google for my research".
Faptain: *swoops in, names girl and flies away*
Faptain: *swoops in, names girl and flies away*
by Bazrael October 19, 2014
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When she let one rip as they got ready for bed, Fred knew that he could now fart whenever he pleased as she had signed the Magna Farta.
by Fartin' King John November 27, 2013
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Susie: Oh are you okay?
Susie: Oh are you okay?
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