dildoist

A person who is adept at operating a dildo.

Well he is definitely a superlative dildoist whom you may wish to take an extended vacation with.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2021

anime dragon dildo

The act of dressing up as your favorite anime character and ramming a dragon dildo into your anus while screaming "HAIL HYDRA"

Guy: I heard my neighbor anime dragon dildoing last night

Girl: Man that sounds hot

by AnimeDragonDildoReviewer February 17, 2017

dildo

The giant gummy worm inside your mothers sock drawer

Person 1 - "Hey Guys, I found a Giant Gummy Worm in mommy's drawer."
Person2 - "Dude... You should totally bring it to school."

Dildo - A plastic tube used for intense pleasure

“When it comes to sex: some men treat women as objects; some women treat objects as men.”

― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

by SaoGamingGT March 1, 2017

DilDog

A term of endearment for a co worker or friend named Dylan.

Yo, DilDog how was your DJ gig this weekend?

by ItsBrasky March 17, 2017

Kate Upton's dildo

An exclamation used when something is fucking awesome!

*scratches off lottery ticket
"KATE UPTON'S DILDO! I WON THE LOTTERY. FUCK YOU, BITCHES! I'M OUT OF THIS SHITHOLE! I QUIT!"

by deycallmebigdick March 8, 2014

Dildo legs

An individual with clumsy legs, or actually has dildos for legs.

Run dildo legs. RUN.

by Daniel Porter June 14, 2005

dildo watch

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

by Tom Mcfillihan September 26, 2008