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Dildog
The usage of a dog's erect penis as a dildo, instead of letting the dog do his "natural" doggystyle thing with a human.
The penis is often bent backwards between the dog's legs and the "receiving end" ends up But to But with the dog..
Dildog is a cheap way of making porn movies, and does not involve any of the true passion associated with animalsex.
The penis is often bent backwards between the dog's legs and the "receiving end" ends up But to But with the dog..
Dildog is a cheap way of making porn movies, and does not involve any of the true passion associated with animalsex.
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Dildog • Dildogenence • dildogging • Dildogram • dildographer • dildography • dildo guns • dildo gaggins • dildo game • Dildo glob
dildog
dildog by Eric C. Vento February 21, 2009
Dildo Stick
When a teenager feels freaky and wants to try something different but their parents won't let them have sex yet and they are too young to go to the adult store. The dildos are in use when the parents aren't at home or they are nappong, and are hidden afterwards.
When a teenager feels freaky and wants to try something different but their parents won't let them have sex yet and they are too young to go to the adult store. The dildos are in use when the parents aren't at home or they are nappong, and are hidden afterwards.
James was so so horny, but was tired of jerking off and wanted some non-gay anal, so he went outside to gather the perfect dildo stick. Turns out, sanitizer burns your ass.
James was so so horny, but was tired of jerking off and wanted some non-gay anal, so he went outside to gather the perfect dildo stick. Turns out, sanitizer burns your ass.
Dildo Stick by WhoDatFreshBoi July 16, 2018
Dinosaur Dildo
“Yo my pussy is too tight. How can I stretch it out?”
“Ayyy what I used was a dinosaur dildo, and now mines so loose that you can stick your head in it!”
“Ayyy what I used was a dinosaur dildo, and now mines so loose that you can stick your head in it!”
Dinosaur Dildo by Sammywammypurplescammy February 21, 2020
Dildo Fairy
The mythological creature in which by legend comes and leaves your broke ass money when you place a dildo under your mattress before you go to sleep.
Hey Monty, did the dildo fairy visit you yet? Or is it okay for me to borrow your fake dick one more time to use as a pacifier?
Sorry Mr. Cook the sneaky leprechaun came in and intercepted it at some point last night, I'm still BROKE!
Sorry Mr. Cook the sneaky leprechaun came in and intercepted it at some point last night, I'm still BROKE!
Dildo Fairy by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020
dildo
dildo by betaPoltergeist February 18, 2015
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Slop Grenade
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.