cocksman's lament

whole lot of labor and frustration for a teaspoon of funk!!

cleaning himself up, jack was doing the cocksman's lament

by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

Die Cockstand

verb To die while in the midst of such a great flurry of activity that one's erection remains after death. Commonly used to describe busy activity.

Sergeant: "If you screw up again, I will make sure you do so many push ups that you die cockstand!"

by sergeant iron May 19, 2010

cockanetics

Similar to "cockonics," but is the mindset to get you laid rather than the language. Made famous in the book "Cockanetics" by L. Ron Jeremy.

"Brutha, you gots to walk in there knowin' you'll get laid tonight. Think cockanetics, man!"

by Lord Zoltar November 23, 2005

cockspank

You are a cockspank Warren

Warren is a cockspank

by Vechislav March 13, 2003

Cockband

Verb-The act of playing rockband with ones penis

I was cockbanding last night for 2 hours

by L j cooney February 18, 2011

Cockubine

A man who is involved in a monogamous relationship with a woman but is not legally married to her. An old term for a kept man or boyfriend.

He is her cockubine.

by Vaginge March 17, 2019

cocksman

A term, popularized by Owen Wilson in the movie; "Wedding Crashers", to identify a man who lives to have sex, usually in the absence of real love. Tends to think with his penis.

"I tried to practice abstinence for a period of time, but I gave up. There are too many sexy ladies, and I'm a cocksman at heart."

by Lauren M January 22, 2007