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Spork

The act of placing one's scrut onto the forehead of another individual. Typically, the individual receiving the spork (one who is sporked) is surprised by the fact that the spork takes place.
Jimmy passed out on the bed the other night - he was so unconscious that three dudes sporked him and he never flinched. I can't believe they got their scruts right on his face!
by Jared A. June 23, 2007
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to spork

To have an erection while spooning.
While Jane laid as the little spoon, John laid as big spoon behind her. John got excited and Jane could feel him sporking her with his erection.

"To spork" is to cuddle in that gray area between spooning and forking.
by TruestScotsman January 26, 2011
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Sporked

intr.v. Spork, Sporked, Sporks, Sporking. 1) The act of completely humiliating or obliterating someone verbally, in written/typed form, or any other media. 2) Forum section on Feminem.com containing a database of humiliating and obliteratory messages directed towards anti-supporters of the website. (Created by Essix and The Cake God, respectively)
You've been Sporked!™, courtesy of Feminem.com.
by Essix March 6, 2005
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sporking

The act of spooning with the addition of an erection.
we fell asleep... then when i woke up in the morning, he was totally sporking me!
by Rosie November 5, 2003
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spork

And on the 8th day, God decided that Adam and Eve needed a multipurpose silverware item. Thus, the spork, a combination of the prongede wrath of the fork and the carrying capacity of the spoon. Sporks are thought to be the most holiest of silverware. They are the only ones possible of freeing us from the evil clutches of the finger foods. There only weakness is that they can't stay outside after 12:00 on the night of the summer solstice.
Spork, God's true gift to men.
by Spork April 16, 2005
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spork

spork:a combination of a spoon and a fork
sporked: to be jabbed or prodded with one or more sporks
sporker: one who uses a spork for pleasure alone or for humourous reasons within a group.
sporking: a game involving a group of people with sporks who chase after fat kids, saying they will eat them.
sporkage: someone who has just been sporked by a group of rowdy sporkers.
sporkness: to resemble a spork
sporkification, sporkified: process and product of morphing into a spork
sporkage: that fatass just had some extreme hardcore sporkage back there by those rowdy sporkers.
by 4dimensional March 19, 2004
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to spork

To have an erection while spooning.
Jane laid as little spoon and John laid as big spoon behind her. John got excited and Jane could feel him sporking her with his erection.

"To spork" is to cuddle in that gray area between spooning and forking.
by TruestScotsman January 27, 2011
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