parmenter

to brag about your ability at something but when you put your money where your mouth is you fall vastly short of the mark

Stu: how was your table tennis match against jamie?
Matt: well he said he was good but he pulled a parmenter

by nicholas clark January 14, 2008

parmiter

mighty powerful. very parmiter.

man, that bush administration is parmiter.

by kablam September 12, 2005

pigmaster

a freind of mine who usually goes by the name razza. but he has a strange if not disturbing obssession with being the master of pigs, this obviously is a very strange habit and if you ever see the nerdy little fargot on enemy territory smash his punk-assed little special ops face into the ground for he is in fact not a master of the pigs..... but an arsemaster

"pigmaster seven, oh seven, seven seven"

by specky January 11, 2005

Panbastering

A 10 year old childs mispronunciation of a word used to describe a man pleasuring himself in public when she believes that he is having a seizure.

Mommy, daddy, please help that man he is "panbastering" really bad right now; he might become unconscious he is doing it so much.

by Amani Hunter November 14, 2006

promasterbating

The sexual act of fucking an inanimate object.

My brother Jerry is really crazy I caught him promasterbating with a lamp this afternoon.

by LMxDurgex December 26, 2008

The Warmaster

To be simultaneously the best and the worst in your specific field of combat.

E.G warmaster14

Playing Call of Duty.
Nade your own teammate for no reason.

Take an hour to get to the bomb.
Miss every bullet.
Try to defuse the bomb with 4 seconds remaining.
... on the wrong side of the bombsite.

"Hon the Warmaster!"

by The Whenjj April 20, 2012

Penis Parmasean

Smegma baby. Also known as "Dick Cheese"

Penis Parmasean is that shit that builds up around the head of your dick.

by narclar October 30, 2008